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Britain
'Depraved' civil servants play naked office pranks
2006-06-12
Civil servants who were supposed to be administering the government's much-criticised farm subsidies system have been taking part in 'depraved' office pranks such as leaping naked from filing cabinets.

The beleaguered Rural Payment Agency has begun an investigation into the behaviour of its staff at its Newcastle office, which allegedly included leaving cups of vomit in cupboards, taking drugs, having sex in toilets and holding breakdancing competitions during office hours.

The agency, which delayed the payment of £1.5bn worth of European subsidies to thousands of farmers, said it has so far sacked one junior member of staff over the allegations.
Posted by:john

#5  But it's Newcastle - what on earth did they expect?
Posted by: trailing wife   2006-06-12 22:55  

#4  Are they hiring? I'll bring my beer bong.
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2006-06-12 18:26  

#3  Just getting ready for the 2012 Olympics. 2 and 1/2 gainer, nekkid, from a filing cabinet. Got to get some artistic points for that.
Posted by: DoDo   2006-06-12 17:41  

#2  "leaping naked from filing cabinets"

How the hell did an adult male fit in a filing cabinet?

And wasn't he concerned about sustaining damage to *ahem* certain parts from the sharp metal edges?
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2006-06-12 17:02  

#1  Brits have no sense of humor
Posted by: john   2006-06-12 16:50  

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