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| Rat Lovers Seethe, Promise Dire Revenge |
| 2006-06-29 |
| America: 2006. How'd you like this guy for a neighbor? PETALUMA -- Rat lovers were furious Wednesday that a Petaluma animal shelter had euthanized more than 1,000 of the rodents taken last week from a man who had been hoarding the creatures inside his home. You rat bastards, you killed the rats! Roger Dier, 67, was cited for misdemeanor animal cruelty last week after animal control officers found hordes of squealing rats inside his dingy one-bedroom house in Petaluma. Nancee Tavares, the city's Animal Services manager, had promised to find homes for as many rats as possible but admitted Wednesday that some 1,020 of them had to be put down. A RAT needs a home? Oh, sign me up... "We euthanized all of the adults except the ones we have to keep on quarantine because they bit staff," she said. "They weren't social. I would call them feral. We found many with eyeballs missing, teeth growing into the opposite jaw, huge abscesses with open wounds. Some were starving." Sounds like a fun week at Petaluma Animal Services... Rat fanciers, who had formed an e-mail chain called "petalumarats" in an attempt to find homes for the rodents, were horrified. The shelter was bombarded Wednesday with angry phone calls and e-mails. Most members of the rat lobby felt they had been misled. Oh, my! The rat lobby has been misled! "This is an unspeakable injustice to those rats who deserved better," Phyllis Mason, a self-described rat lover, wrote in an e-mail. ...rats who deserved better. Like...what, you friggin lunatic? "Why didn't the Petaluma Animal Shelter give us a chance to help? I cannot imagine that all of those rats were ill. It seems to me that they felt overwhelmed and just didn't want to bother with them." Or maybe because...THEY WERE FUCKIN RATS!!! Tina Bird, of Campbell, said the rat community was in the process of mobilizing when the rodents were killed. The rat community was in the process of mobilizing. I wonder what that looks like? I might pay to see it. "Maybe they would have been better advised to leave the animals in their horrible conditions until we, the rat community, had a few days to get moving," she wrote in an e-mail. "Be sure that animal lovers across the United States will be scrutinizing Petaluma's actions and culpability for this slaughter." Petaluma's like Guantanamo... for rats! Nine of the remaining rats have been adopted, four are available at the Rohnert Park animal shelter and 30 more are being taken to Los Angeles to be put up for adoption by the Rat and Mouse Club of America, Tavares said. The Rat and Mouse Club of America? I've led a very sheltered life... She said another 20 are being neutered and all the females are being held for 21 days so veterinarians can determine whether they are pregnant. So we can, what? Save the baby rats? We can't do baby rat abortions? Are we denying the rats the right to choose? In all, about 150 rats are either available or will be available for adoption. Rats are also commonly available in pet stores around the Bay Area. Now why doesn't that surprise me? Tavares said that potential adoptees who come to the shelter must be carefully screened. She said a woman who adopted rabbits from the shelter a year ago turned out to be a pet hoarder. "We're not going to give them to another home that is just as bad," she said. "Our philosophy is not that any life is preferable to death. Quality of life counts." Do the Democrats know about this? They could make Rat Quality of Life part of their platform. The rat fanciers, she said, are not being rational."Everybody's saying you can't euthanize them and they all say they want to help, but very few can take any," she said. "We're not enjoying this, but frankly there aren't enough homes." Turn them loose at the UN... Meanwhile, Tavares said, animal control officers went back to Dier's home Wednesday to capture about two dozen more rats that were reportedly still scampering around his house. Send in the Rat Squad. We missed a couple. She said Dier, a convicted armed robber who first gained notoriety when his home in Southern California was used as a hideout for two men later convicted in the 1963 plot to kidnap the son and namesake of Rat Pack leader Frank Sinatra, didn't seem like a bad guy, just a bit troubled. Yeah, not a bad guy for a convicted armed robber who lived with a thousand rats. Just a bit troubled... "He's an intelligent man to talk to, but he smells like rat urine," Tavares said. "He told me that when he had only 100 of them he'd let them sleep with him in his bed. They'd get all in his shorts and stuff. And you can't potty train them, so you know they were urinating and defecating in there." Helpful hint for the next time? Just set the house on fire. |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #3 [cues Rat Patrol theme] |
| Posted by: Zenster 2006-06-29 20:26 |
| #2 Snake food. |
| Posted by: 3dc 2006-06-29 19:48 |
| #1 "Turn them loose at the UN..." Considering what's already in residence there, do you think anyone would notice....? |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2006-06-29 18:48 |