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| 2006-07-01 |
| No more stories about the Paki bugger with the light bulb. Really. |
| Posted by:Steve White |
| #34 So put a cork in it, you guys: http://tinyurl.com/zv5wj (may be NSFW) |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2006-07-01 17:21 |
| #33 Rantburg is a pretty freewheeling place. No need to delete this, but we do ask that you stop innundating us with this story -- honestly, 2 days is enough and the jokes are starting to smell, they're that old by now. ;-) |
| Posted by: lotp 2006-07-01 15:59 |
| #32 It seems that Sea's efforts to reign in this gaggle of dark humor rouges has been for naught. |
| Posted by: GK 2006-07-01 15:57 |
| #31 This just in from the world acclaimed proctologist: On behalf of myself and the World Proctology Association, we collectively seethe at the decision by Rantburger moderators not to post our in-depth work. Signed, Annus N. Rectum |
| Posted by: Captain America 2006-07-01 13:20 |
| #30 Note to Fred, Never say "Don't" to this punny bunch of humorists, it'll all come out in the end. |
| Posted by: Redneck Jim 2006-07-01 12:53 |
| #29 So how many Pakis does it take to change a light bulb? It depends on whether he can get enough rectal rotation on his own or he needs some of his mates to give him a turn. |
| Posted by: phil_b 2006-07-01 11:58 |
| #28 Hey, the guy was probably Taliban and was having trouble seeing because he went through life with his head shoved up his azz. |
| Posted by: grb 2006-07-01 11:55 |
| #27 One. But he has to be upside-down. |
| Posted by: Fordesque 2006-07-01 11:50 |
| #26 So how many Pakis does it take to change a light bulb? |
| Posted by: Adriane 2006-07-01 11:12 |
| #25 at least it wasn't a poolstick |
| Posted by: Vito Spatafore 2006-07-01 10:44 |
| #24 That guy's not very bright. Not before, clearly, and not afterward, but during? Absolutely! |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2006-07-01 10:12 |
| #23 wait, wait...how about... it didn't turn out to be such a bright idea in the end. |
| Posted by: 2b 2006-07-01 10:11 |
| #22 We had hardly scratched the surface of such things as the lemon bit, "glowing" reports of his improvement, the "rectal foreign bodies" website, the "two bowling balls and an armadillo" joke, the gas-launched pvc pipe gerbil mortar, Richard Gere, butt plug lore, and all sorts of funny pictures and other assorted trivia. |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2006-07-01 10:10 |
| #21 That guy's not very bright. |
| Posted by: 2b 2006-07-01 10:08 |
| #20 Yep, it's DeadLast on Fred's Blogroll. :> |
| Posted by: 6 2006-07-01 09:24 |
| #19 If anyone wants to read it it's on Muck4Doo's blog, Freepers and Hippies and Trolls. (Meatismurder) |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2006-07-01 08:55 |
| #18 Memo to self: Paki colonoscopy bad idea. |
| Posted by: john 2006-07-01 07:44 |
| #17 Not being funny, there was a famous sword swallower in the mid 60's that used a flourescent tube in his act, when he had swallowed it, he turned it on, his manager made him stop, women were fainting in the audience. Looked somewhat like a Live X-Ray. |
| Posted by: Redneck Jim 2006-07-01 07:18 |
| #16 I pity the nezt Bugger. |
| Posted by: Redneck Jim 2006-07-01 07:10 |
| #15 No more? Darn, this could have shed some light on the inner workings of the Muslim mind... |
| Posted by: Dave D. 2006-07-01 07:06 |
| #14 Dimwit |
| Posted by: RedneckJim 2006-07-01 07:05 |
| #13 Sorry, Sea, but these guys don't see the light yet. |
| Posted by: Swamp Blondie 2006-07-01 07:00 |
| #12 Boo Hoo! |
| Posted by: DanNY 2006-07-01 06:30 |
| #11 Watt was that ? aahh yes in-lightening . I rarely pity inanimate objects but this lightbulb got the shitty end of the stick , for sure |
| Posted by: MacNails 2006-07-01 06:28 |
| #10 "Eureka! I have a great idea!" "No, it's not permitted." |
| Posted by: Gromorong Cruper1582 2006-07-01 04:58 |
| #9 I thought the story illuminated some shit. |
| Posted by: phil_b 2006-07-01 04:52 |
| #8 It sure is dark in here |
| Posted by: The Lightbulb 2006-07-01 04:38 |
| #7 Thanks for enlightening us, Seafarious. |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2006-07-01 02:41 |
| #6 No. Nobody post. Or post again. And again. It's a man, a lightbulb, and a really embarassing ER visit. Where's the humor in *that*? |
| Posted by: Seafarious 2006-07-01 01:58 |
| #5 macofromoc you didn't miss much recap: tunnel + light bulb + pain mystery cleared, turns out the Paki prison in question was built when Uranus was ascending. |
| Posted by: RD 2006-07-01 01:36 |
| #4 wayte, musta misst that. kan sumwun pleeze post. :p |
| Posted by: muck4doo 2006-07-01 01:35 |
| #3 Ok. So how many light bulbs does it take to... Oh never mind! |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2006-07-01 01:30 |
| #2 ahh, crap I showed up late ain't heard about any light bulb yet. |
| Posted by: macofromoc 2006-07-01 00:32 |
| #1 What? The surgery was a success but a pain in the... |
| Posted by: Captain America 2006-07-01 00:06 |