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China-Japan-Koreas
You know your missile sucks when..
2006-07-05
You know your missile sucks when...
It stays airborne for only slightly longer than an Oscar thank-you speech

The U.N. Security Council pencils in a meeting on the test-firing for after Christmas vacation

The most the White House will call you is "provocative" (come on, so was Monica)

It's harder to get off the ocean floor than a Russian sub

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Posted by:Mike

#11  Surprise! A rocket called "No Dong" is impotent.
Posted by: GK   2006-07-05 16:27  

#10  I think you have an idea Muck, but Kimmie probably doesn't trust the rockets, 'cause the components might be made in China or South Korea ;)
Posted by: BigEd   2006-07-05 13:47  

#9  haff fun but jus be karful notn get yoreslf hert
Posted by: muck4doo   2006-07-05 13:38  

#8  heer kimmie. try shoppin heer nex time:

http://v-serv.com/usr/
Posted by: muck4doo   2006-07-05 13:37  

#7  "Bite my dong! ... Oops, where'd it go?"
Posted by: Thinemp Whimble2412   2006-07-05 12:59  

#6  Bright lady... Hysterical
Posted by: BigEd   2006-07-05 12:36  

#5  Next time, make the rocket out of something other than wood.
Posted by: wxjames   2006-07-05 11:58  

#4  an Estes Big Bertha outperforms it on an A8-3.

Oh, give em some credit. The no-dong got up to E-motor territory. Just no further. And they still haven't figured out staging yet.
Posted by: N guard   2006-07-05 11:00  

#3  . . . an Estes Big Bertha outperforms it on an A8-3.
Posted by: Mike   2006-07-05 10:46  

#2  The launch doesn't even wake the guy watching the NORAD screen.

Posted by: DarthVader   2006-07-05 09:30  

#1  A U.S. airborne flashlight can knock it down.

The U.S. is more concerned about its kids playing with sparklers.

It makes seething Hamas militants look like rocket scientists.
Posted by: Darrell   2006-07-05 09:12  

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