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Home Front: Politix
Chameleon John Edwards Tries Out New Campaign
2006-07-19
John Edwards, the former North Carolina senator whose movie-star looks overshadowed his merely workmanlike performance as John Kerry's vice-presidential running mate two years ago, has been carefully fashioning a presidential run of his own for 2008. He gives speeches, floats ideas, and tests themes. This is a good idea for any hopeful presidential candidate, of course, but particularly for Edwards. He needs it more than most.

After the self-immolation of Howard Dean in the early 2004 campaign season, Edwards emerged unexpectedly as Kerry's only plausible opposition in the Democratic primaries. For much of that period of sudden fame, he looked like he didn't know what hit him. His campaign became a series of shifting rationales, a textbook instance of the chameleon candidacy. First, Edwards billed himself as a policy wonk, issuing detailed position papers on every conceivable national issue. This scattered approach, however, never congealed into a personal identity that could fasten itself in voters' minds, so Edwards soon abandoned talk of allocation formulas for post- secondary student loans in favor of stressing his own life story: the horny-handed son of a South Carolina mill worker who clawed his way up the entrepreneurial heap to become a self-made millionaire.

That touching narrative lost much of its pathos on examination. Edwards's father, though never wealthy, was in fact a member in good standing of the textile industry's managerial class. John's entrepreneurial energy, moreover, had been consumed by his work as a personal-injury lawyer, a profession even less attractive than the textile executives who shut down mills and, as Democrats say, ``ship the jobs overseas.''
Posted by:Fred

#14  That graphic gives me the creeps.
Posted by: gorb   2006-07-19 23:27  

#13  Horny-handed: calloused so thickly the skin is hard as horn. Check out farmers, stable hands, and serious handball players. ;-)
Posted by: trailing wife   2006-07-19 17:30  

#12  Can't wait to hear his Two Three Americas speech.
Posted by: Dreadnought   2006-07-19 17:00  

#11  mcsegeek1 got it, he's known in NC as C-Section Johnny.
Posted by: 6   2006-07-19 16:42  

#10  We live, Edwards announced, in ``two Americas'' -- ``one for the privileged and powerful, who get everything they need, and one for the rest of us, who have to struggle for everything we get.'' And he pledged to rectify this state of affairs, by means unspecified (although I believe tax increases were involved). By ``rest of us,'' incidentally, he was not referring exclusively to trial attorneys with a net worth of $50 million.

I love it when Democratic pols spit out that "the rich" phrase, like they've never met any. Shit, they see one in the mirror every morning.
And I'm with Spot. What the hell is horny-handed?
Posted by: tu3031   2006-07-19 16:33  

#9  "his work as a personal-injury lawyer"

How about "his work suing OB/GYN's because babies were born with CP, claiming the complications of labor could some how have been averted by these doctors, and prevented the CP? Oh, and later his state Medical Board, as well as the AMA, released a study which shows there is no link between the two". So a man made his millions telling bold-faced lies and getting juries to buy it. Just what this country needs.
Posted by: mcsegeek1   2006-07-19 16:24  

#8  his work as a personal-injury lawyer

Another ambulance chaser, just what we need in Washington.
Posted by: Besoeker   2006-07-19 11:25  

#7  That's a bold statement ARMYGUY.
Posted by: Secret Master   2006-07-19 10:53  

#6  fact is, he couldn't win re-election to his Senate seat, so he retired
Posted by: Frank G   2006-07-19 10:45  

#5  Lovely Photo!
Posted by: newc   2006-07-19 09:52  

#4  horny-handed
O-kay...I don't want to know.
Posted by: Spot   2006-07-19 08:14  

#3  This guys' the BIGGEST FREAKIN' LOOOOOOOOSER in U.S.
Posted by: ARMYGUY   2006-07-19 07:52  

#2  He is too whiny and his prior career as an ambulance chasing lawyer, will kill any Presidential run.
Posted by: Anginens Threreng8133   2006-07-19 01:58  

#1  What pukes
Posted by: Captain America   2006-07-19 00:40  

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