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| Britain |
| Angry Omar sees the light |
| 2006-07-23 |
| Sheikh Omar Bakri Mohammed, everyone's second favourite bearded barking-mad Islamist cleric, has had a remarkable change of heart. His appetite for bloody jihad has dramatically waned; he would now like to engage in nothing more strenuous than a cup of tea with his family back in Britain — who are, he says, terribly worried about him. The man who from safe and agreeably leafy north London suburbia offered his continual support to suicide bombers and refused to condemn the attacks of 9/11 and July 7, all the while ranting against the perfidies of western civilisation and its infidel cockroach minions, now wishes to return to the bosom of Satan as quickly as possible. Why the about turn? Marxists might call it an explosion of consciousness. But it is more likely the explosion of extremely powerful Israeli ordnance a bit too close to where he is holed up in downtown Beirut. |
| Posted by:tipper |
| #5 "terribly worried about him." As no doubt ALL us rantburgers are. tewrribly tewrribly worried, no i mean that! you at the back, with the squint are you sniggering! |
| Posted by: pihkalbadger 2006-07-23 21:36 |
| #4 I wouldn't hold my...breath waiting for that to air. |
| Posted by: Nimble Spemble 2006-07-23 17:25 |
| #3 Anonymoose, that's not outside the bounds of possibility given the state of British TV at the moment. I kid you not, there are plans for a masturbate-a-thon on the Channel 4... |
| Posted by: Tony (UK) 2006-07-23 17:17 |
| #2 They are missing a bet, here. This guy's efforts to get out of Dodge could make a great reality show. One week, hiding in a suitcase, the next, trying to sneak out dressed as a very pregnant woman, and every time he gets nicked, whining and complaining about how unfair it is, how he's got rights, and how he is such an important person that it's not fair that he should be in danger. And then roundly curse Britain for kicking him out and demand that they take him back and give him more money. |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2006-07-23 17:00 |
| #1 Liddle absolutely skewers him, LOL. This is the funniest bit to come out of this campaign so far. Saweet! |
| Posted by: Snager Sning5858 2006-07-23 03:13 |