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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Talk to the hand
2006-07-26
SOUTH PLAINFIELD, N.J. — An exotic dancer who decorated her home with skulls and a severed hand has been arrested and charged with improper disposition of human remains, authorities said. Police responding to a report Friday of a suicidal person at the home of 31-year-old Linda Kay discovered a large, crudely severed human hand in a mason jar of formaldehyde on the dresser of Kay's basement bedroom, according to the police report.
"Hey Grissom, get in here, you're gonna love this"
While the subject of the initial phone call was not located in the home, authorities found six skulls in an upstairs room. The Middlesex County medical examiner has determined all are human. While human skulls may be purchased online, the origin of the hand is more troubling. The police report states it was severed roughly, not surgically, with bone fragments in the jar.
Kids, don't try this at home
Kay was arrested and charged Friday afternoon in South Plainfield Municipal Court, where she faces arraignment at 9 a.m. Wednesday. As of early Tuesday, no lawyer had filed papers on her behalf, a court administrator said.
Drawing straws to see who has to represent this nutjob
Kay could not be reached for comment Tuesday.
Waiting for Jerry Springer to call
Two people who knew Kay, including one who stayed at her house for about two months earlier this year, told The Star-Ledger of Newark for that the hand, which Kay nicknamed "Freddy," was a gift from a medical student who frequented the Union strip club where she dances.
"How about a big hand for the little lady, folks!"
At the all-nude juice bar called Hott 22, Kay nurtured her Gothic persona, wearing dark costumes, heavy eyeliner, piercings and tattoos. Kay's mother told the newspaper that her daughter had always been fascinated with the macabre. As a girl she found and collected animal skulls and snake skeletons. Patricia Ann Kay said her daughter purchased the human skulls from a mail order catalog.

"She has a flair for the dramatic," her mother told the newspaper for Tuesday's editions. "I have never tried to stop my children from doing whatever they want. As long as they are happy, aren't hurting anyone, and it's keeping them out of the poor house."
Mother of the Year material
A South Plainfield Judge released Kay from custody Friday on $100,000 bail.
Posted by:Steve

#6  At the all-nude juice bar

Can Korova Milk Bars be far behind, my droogies?
Posted by: xbalanke   2006-07-26 20:58  

#5  "I have never tried to stop my children from doing whatever they want."

Yeah, apply that philosophy to society and see how it works, you stupid cow.
Posted by: mcsegeek1   2006-07-26 14:10  

#4  I have never tried to stop my children from doing whatever they want.

Not one of those "cause and effect" folks, I guess...
Maybe she could become an honorary Palestinian.
Posted by: tu3031   2006-07-26 14:02  

#3  ...the concept of an "all nude juice bar."

Bet it's a way of getting around a law prohibiting total nudity in an establishment selling alcohol. A carton of orange juice will likely set you back ten dollars
Posted by: Steve   2006-07-26 12:27  

#2  I'm just wrapping my brain around the concept of an "all nude juice bar."
Posted by: Grealet Gliter5469   2006-07-26 12:12  

#1  Damn, a while back I received a link to a real hand of glory pic, can't find it through google. Much more macabre than a bloated severed hand floating in some kind of alcohol.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-07-26 11:22  

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