Over 100 fowl killed when rockets hit farm near MaalotA rocket barrage which hit the Maalot area in the north damaged a number of homes. In addition, over 100 fowl were killed when rockets directly hit two
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| 2006-07-26 |
| Over 100 fowl killed when rockets hit farm near Maalot A rocket barrage which hit the Maalot area in the north damaged a number of homes. In addition, over 100 fowl were killed when rockets directly hit two |
| Posted by:twobyfour |
| #42 I wonder if Levant is some super double secret probation poster using much hyperbole and facetious rants in order to display the average mid-east muzzy dilusions of grandeur (aka "doing the baghdad bobby"). If not, then there is some serious kool-aid being shelled out in syria. |
| Posted by: Broadhead6 2006-07-26 23:08 |
| #41 And if you think thats bad.... just wait till you see the other 71 Virgins !!!!! |
| Posted by: junkirony 2006-07-26 21:13 |
| #40 Oh, and BTW, little Nazi-wannabe - don't mess with the Scots. They've kicked more collective ass than every sandpounding arab put together ever dreamed of. |
| Posted by: FOTSGreg 2006-07-26 20:51 |
| #39 Levant posts via a server / ISP in Syria. |
| Posted by: lotp 2006-07-26 20:46 |
| #38 I should refrain, but I just can't... Hey, Levant! Got your "Seig Heil!" and your goosestep down there little Nazi? Got your AK-47 handy and lots of ammo? 'Cause if you were really over there where the she-ites are hitting the fan you'd be needing 'em all I'll bet. But I tend to agree with DFP - you're no more Lebanese than I am. So why don't ya' 'fess up there ya' friggin' wannabe and tell us where you're really at - not of course that I really expect a cowardly little rat bastard like you, you pissant, to do such a brave thing. Or better yet, c'mon over here and start sh*t with people on the street. Like on my street. We got guns too, boy. Lots of 'em. Or, say, over in Richmond or the South of Market area in San Francisco. There's some boys over there that'll be more than happy to take good care of you and your stiff-armed saluting, goose stepping moronic slimemolds on the backside of life's pustules. |
| Posted by: FOTSGreg 2006-07-26 20:33 |
| #37 Kofi move over, we have a new UN head. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2006-07-26 20:08 |
| #36 EU, I believe this woman just beheaded all Muslims with her surgical tongue. Excellent v-pic. |
| Posted by: Poison Reverse 2006-07-26 19:56 |
| #35 Hey LEVANT, listen to this Here is a real rant... from a real woman. I would like to see this babe turn you over her knee and give you the spanking you need. |
| Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305 2006-07-26 19:15 |
| #34 Unleash the ducks of war! |
| Posted by: Master of Obvious 2006-07-26 19:08 |
| #33 Its not the Shetland Islands he fantasizes about! Now we know what will satisfy. LEvant wants a PONY ! |
| Posted by: J. D. Lux 2006-07-26 18:57 |
| #32 From here forward, all RB'ers can feel free to refer to Hezbaduckies and Hezbabunnies slaughtered. Ah! the irony (not forgetting Ah! the humanity, of course). |
| Posted by: Thinemp Whimble2412 2006-07-26 18:43 |
| #31 Posters like Levant....sheesh, YJCMTSU! |
| Posted by: mac 2006-07-26 18:06 |
| #30 Does this mean that the ducks get 72 virgins since they were martyered? |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2006-07-26 17:34 |
| #29 LOL! |
| Posted by: Secret Master 2006-07-26 17:31 |
| #28 Shetland Islands? Its not the Shetland Islands he fantasizes about! |
| Posted by: Crusader 2006-07-26 17:20 |
| #27 Levant? You are no more Lebanonese than Osamma and Zawahiri are real Muslims. They are fakes and so are you. Although no one corners the market on rant, on your market corner stands only a crack dealer. You are a crackhead that has on cognate abilities. It sucks to be you. Maybe a McShwarma and fries will cheer you up. |
| Posted by: Dung Fun Poo 2006-07-26 17:19 |
| #26 Quick! Pass another UN resolution banning the killing of innocent baby ducks. |
| Posted by: Captain America 2006-07-26 17:17 |
| #25 Here we come Scotlaaaaand!!!!!!! Um, Levant, Scotland is cold and rainy. REALLY cold and rainy. If I were a member of the umma, I'd be looking into Bora Bora or Tahiti rather than fantasizing about conquering the Shetland Islands. |
| Posted by: Secret Master 2006-07-26 17:12 |
| #24 ed, that has to be an RB classic 'you too funny sand bunny' LMAO |
| Posted by: wxjames 2006-07-26 15:22 |
#23 This is a map of Ancient Levant. Your dream of acquiring all this land for yourself, is exactly that, a dream. Obviously, you have no concept of historical background, otherwise you wouldn't be saying "Here we come Scotlaaaaand!" Scotland is no where near acient Levant. Here is a rule of thumb. Before conquering lands, decide on what the hell you want to conquer and why. |
| Posted by: Poison Reverse 2006-07-26 15:19 |
| #22 I would rate "Israeli" (and by analogy "American") fighting abilities equal to that of the Khatmandu military. Levant, there's some Gurkhas in Kathmandu, and I wouldn't mess with those guys. Big knives, know how to use 'em, dedicated to making the other guy die for his country instead of martyring themselves for their own. They'd kick your sorry little weasel ass before lunch and make your girlfriend hold their coats while they did it (and get her phone number while they're at it, too.) If you meant to compare the US forces and the Israeli ones to them, thanks for the compliment, Levant! And yeah....BTW, there's a Jewish soldier gonna kick yo' ass the minute you step out that madrassah door, Levant. (He's already got your sister's phone number....and your mother just gave it up fifteen minutes ago! Best she ever had, too! Oh, the humiliation!!) |
| Posted by: Swamp Blondie 2006-07-26 15:12 |
| #21 I suspect Levant is just agitating for effect, but on the odd chance that he's sincere, I profer the following: "You and your fellow ragheads eat some pig and die, Levant." |
| Posted by: mcsegeek1 2006-07-26 15:03 |
| #20 Ed, Please. Build up the Arabs and the Brave Lions of I-slam. When the time comes, It will be even easier than normal to scythe them down. |
| Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2006-07-26 14:55 |
| #19 Gosh if the Hizbullah “wins” any more battles the Israelis will take Beirut and Damascus. Does Levant remind anyone of Bagdad Bob? |
| Posted by: Cyber Sarge 2006-07-26 14:54 |
| #18 Fighting parity? That's some good hash-hish you are smoking. Put down the nargilla and smell the coffee. Western armies vs. Arab armies have favored the west by at least 100:1 kill rate for a long time (>200:1 in Desert Storm, 150:1 in the 2003 Race to Baghdad). Syrians have done much to contribute to those so ridiculously high exchange ratios. Unlike Arabs, we in the west do not hide our casualties, but make public their names and photos and honor each one, unlike Arabs who hide their dead in shame in mass graves in the desert. The only thing Arab armies are good at, besides getting killed wholesale in Russian gear, is killing and raping their own citizens, like in Hama. Putting faith in Russian equipment? You too funny sand bunny. 1982, 1973, 1967, should I go on? Crazy is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. Glad you feel those "refugees" are your brothers. Because when this is over, all the "brotherly Palestinians" are going to be deported from Israel and Lebanon to Syria where they will do for Syria what they did for Jordan and Lebanon. Enjoy their company. |
| Posted by: ed 2006-07-26 14:47 |
| #17 Well then enjoy your new "brothers and sisters". They spread joy wherever they go... and stay for 50 or 60 years. You remember I said that some day in the not too distant future. |
| Posted by: tu3031 2006-07-26 14:29 |
| #16 Levant the Great Satan coming to getcha better run better hide. oh Levant if US ever decided to go all out war you would sh*t yourself. |
| Posted by: djohn66 2006-07-26 14:28 |
| #15 It's all in the ROE, Levant. One day, the world would realize that Vlad Tepes had some good ideas and then your ass would be on the line. Or is it on the stake? |
| Posted by: twobyfour 2006-07-26 14:27 |
| #14 Tu 3031, "Refugee" is NOT the appropriate word at all-brother and sister is a better choice. (Unlike the way you treat your Hispanic and Mexican neighbours) Wireless-Naaaaaw. I prefer to be more positive in my approach to life. The new Russian SAM's would be worth investing by the community-dirt cheap too! |
| Posted by: the Levant 2006-07-26 14:24 |
| #13 I'm curious, why is it that some trolls are incapable of posting their foolscap on a relevant thread? A bridge too far, perhaps - judging from the content? |
| Posted by: Champ Angeger5024 2006-07-26 14:22 |
| #12 Enjoying all your new refugee neighbors, Levant? You should get to know them, as they tend to hang around for awhile. Got wireless access in your bomb shelter yet? Might be worth looking into... |
| Posted by: tu3031 2006-07-26 14:09 |
| #11 Nice effort trying to distract the losses of your "bagel making" puppets. First lets talk about their lies (deja vu-Adolf Hitler trying to rally support in the early stages of his Nazi war campaign!): 1/2 of Hezbullah military destroyed-lie; 100 Hizbollah killed-lie;15 Hebollah captured-lie;2 Hezbollah captured-lie; Bint Jubail captured-lie; Sheikh Nasrullah killed-lie; Hizbollah Rocket inventory depleting-lie; Blawk Hawk down by friendly fire-lie...on and on we can go. As for Israeli losses-news should be reaching you shortly- 8 "Israeli" sissy pants slaughtered and sent to the Hellfire-(according to Israeli sources). More accurately, 13 sissy pants slaughtered at Bint Jubail and 10's sent to the vegetable ward. Total sissy pant casualties-Very conservative estimate-50+13=63 "soldiers" Ha! Ha!. Vegatable ward causualties well over a hundred. Main Mirkaava battle tanks destroyed 9 to date-very conservative estimate. Oh-don't forget the "accidental" U.N bombing by Israel-and just when Kofi had started to eat his shark fin soup with Condi! It's over already-the whole world is beginning to realize who is the better man! Our nations are now realizing our fighting superiority over the Western nations. I would rate "Israeli" (and by analogy "American") fighting abilities equal to that of the Khatmandu military. Or maybe we're just making them look bad! It's just a matter of time before the Muslim world joins in and Israel is eliminated. Here we come Scotlaaaaand!!!!!!! |
| Posted by: the Levant 2006-07-26 14:03 |
| #10 Now, now. Don't get your feathers ruffled. |
| Posted by: mcsegeek1 2006-07-26 13:58 |
| #9 That is just fowl. |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2006-07-26 13:44 |
| #8 "Duck season" |
| Posted by: Steve 2006-07-26 13:35 |
| #7 "Mangled Baby Ducks. That's right, Mangled Baby Ducks!" LOL, Mike. |
| Posted by: Champ Angeger5024 2006-07-26 13:16 |
| #6 Oh, the avianity. Stop that right now. |
| Posted by: 6 2006-07-26 13:09 |
| #5 More on ducks at war here. |
| Posted by: Mike 2006-07-26 12:49 |
| #4 "Mangled Baby Ducks. ThatÂ’s right, Mangled Baby Ducks!" |
| Posted by: Mike 2006-07-26 12:46 |
| #3 Ducks - Why do they hate us? |
| Posted by: mcsegeek1 2006-07-26 12:40 |
| #2 Oh, the avianity. |
| Posted by: Seafarious 2006-07-26 12:34 |
| #1 PETA protest in 5, 4, 3... |
| Posted by: Raj 2006-07-26 12:21 |