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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Stripper causes a stir in the cattle shed
2006-07-31
To lighten the thoughts a bit -- from NRO
A leading agricultural show ended in disarray when a young woman performed an impromptu striptease among the cattle lines.

As security officers at the Royal Welsh Show rushed to the scene and tried to restrain her, she was hosed down with water normally used to wash the cattle, preventing them from getting a grip on her. The stripper ended her table-top performance by throwing her thong into the crowd, which was returned on the end of a pitchfork.

The incident happened at a party on Tuesday night held amid cattle lines belonging to breeders from the Welsh Black Cattle Society.

The 102-year-old society, whose patron is the Prince of Wales, said it was outraged at hearing of the "unsavoury" event, and was investigating the claims.
Posted by:Sherry

#9  If this was the Sun, we'd have pictures.
Posted by: Pappy   2006-07-31 22:26  

#8  "They finally got the stiff necked Christians to quit burning the lasses at the stake for these practices, but they still complain..."

Freud (-ian slips) live(s)!
Posted by: Whiskey Mike   2006-07-31 20:32  

#7  Didn't we see that in "The wicker man"?

His spirit lives on in the Southwest desert, though a wee bit weirder I imagine.
Posted by: Xbalanke   2006-07-31 17:16  

#6  An ancient Welsh mid-summer ritual conducted

Didn't we see that in "The wicker man"?
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-07-31 17:00  

#5  Hrruumph. An ancient Welsh mid-summer ritual conducted to ensure that the beasties would be properly prepared for autumnal fertility rites. They finally got the stiff necked Christians to quit burning the lasses at the stake for these practices, but they still complain. Maybe they can get the Archbishop of Canterbury to oversee the next invocation of the local spirits, unless heÂ’s, of course, too busy bowing in Mecca.
Posted by: Omolurt Glick6308   2006-07-31 16:29  

#4  Hey Gort, don't make fun of the magazine that "made and financed the first 'Cow Census' ever undertaken in the United States".

YJCMTSU
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2006-07-31 15:59  

#3  You should see what strippers do with farm animals in Tijuana , unsavory indeed!
Posted by: Gir   2006-07-31 15:41  

#2  ...said it was outraged at hearing of the "unsavoury" event, and was investigating the claims.

With very thorough examination of any video and images of the unseemly incident, I'm sure.
Posted by: Xbalanke   2006-07-31 14:07  

#1  Probably just a marketing shill for Hoards Dairyman.

I must say that hosing her down with water was a stroke of genius. Brilliant!
Posted by: GORT   2006-07-31 13:49  

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