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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Ohio Man Claims Civil Right to Have Sex with Boys
2006-08-03
Admitted Pedophile Says Children Can Consent
CLEVELAND -- It was probably not a defense the court had heard before. A suburban Cleveland man accused of sexually assaulting nine disabled boys told a judge Wednesday that his apartment was a religious sanctuary where smoking marijuana and having sex with children are sacred rituals protected by civil rights laws.

The admitted pedophile offered a surprising defense Wednesday to 74 charges of rape, drugs and pandering obscenity to minors. Appearing in an Ohio court for a pretrial hearing, Phillip Distasio, 34, of Rocky River, Ohio, said he was a pedophile. He told the judge, "I'm a pedophile. I've been a pedophile for 20 years. The only reason I'm charged with rape is that no one believes a child can consent to sex. The role of my ministry is to get these cases out of the courtrooms."
Posted by:mcsegeek1

#8  Blondie, I've been stockpiling Corbon .45 ammo, and my SIG is cleaned and ready. Can I volunteer?
Posted by: mcsegeek1   2006-08-03 20:20  

#7  Nah, Mike, they all suffer from a lead deficiency, best cured with one shot to the 'nads followed by one to the skull, both of them point blank. A time interval of at least one hour, possibly more, between the first shot and the second is acceptable, in fact, it's recommended.
Posted by: Swamp Blondie   2006-08-03 18:29  

#6  Uh, Distasio, there is already a 1400 year old religion for boinking little children. Ever consider reverting?
Posted by: ed   2006-08-03 15:55  

#5  Nope. Too instantaneous. Stick with the original.
Posted by: mcsegeek1   2006-08-03 15:55  

#4  Interesting. Autistic boys have the mental capacity to form consent? What's the matter? All the Down's Syndrome kids busy?

I like the idea of the millstone. Except I'd drop it on him from a very tall building.
Posted by: Dreadnought   2006-08-03 15:51  

#3  Speechless.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-08-03 15:30  

#2  The more you tolerate, the more you get.
Posted by: Shuque Spavise4087   2006-08-03 15:20  

#1  Sex Offender Treatment & Rehabilitation Kit

Contents:
one (1) great millstone
one (1) length of rope

Other required materials:
one (1) large body of water
boat or dock (optional)

Download assembly instructions here.
Posted by: Mike   2006-08-03 14:10  

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