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2006-08-13 |
Since Fred's on vacation, I figured I'd try my hand at publishing today's edition of the Rantburg Defender-Scimitar and Times Picayune.... |
Posted by:Scooter McGruder |
#40 Oh, dear... |
Posted by: Dave D. 2006-08-13 11:41 |
#39 Shazam! Milk tarts as well. |
Posted by: Besoeker 2006-08-13 22:38 |
#38 Congrats Fred. Some may say that catching fish isn't the point of fishing! Especially with your son / grandson. |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2006-08-13 22:37 |
#37 Congratulations, Fred. A very special time, indeed. :-) |
Posted by: trailing wife 2006-08-13 21:38 |
#36 Ah, first time fishing. That is a special day, doubly so if it's grandfather who's along. |
Posted by: lotp 2006-08-13 21:12 |
#35 Eight white perch, two croakers and a bluegill. None of them keepers, but all of them fun. Young Sporky caught a white perch -- his very first time fishing. |
Posted by: Fred 2006-08-13 20:54 |
#34 #33: "Would you believe I actually turned on the TV news each night to find out what not to believe?" ROFL, tw! :-D |
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2006-08-13 20:21 |
#33 Oh my goodness! I go to visit family for a few days and y'all get up to all sorts of shenanigans! Mike, you flatter me too much by putting me in such illustrious company. I shall have to bake a cake and have you all for tea tomorrow by way of thanks -- it has been a while since we've had a Rantburg tea party. Too many popcorn-and-veggie-platter Palestinian self-destruction parties recently, and then there was that overexcitement about the fainting couch... Ok. Tea party tomorrow afternoon. And yes, Besoeker dear, I will make milk tarts. And a lemon pound cake for lotp, garnished with edible flowers. Oh, and any extended pinkies had better be ironic -- I don't hold with serious pinkies. You Have Been Warned. I missed you all dreadfully while I was away -- both the serious and the snark. Would you believe I actually turned on the TV news each night to find out what not to believe? |
Posted by: trailing wife 2006-08-13 20:19 |
#32 TW: While you were away yesterday, you got famous here: go see A Very Rantburg Movie, by Rantburg's new Director of Cinematography... |
Posted by: Dave D. 2006-08-13 18:58 |
#31 Scooter, Fred's gonna be jealous. Speaking of Esther, I've always enjoyed the breast stroke. |
Posted by: Captain America 2006-08-13 18:55 |
#30 BTW - not that I wouldn't - just that is was a crappy movie..-1 |
Posted by: Frank G 2006-08-13 18:48 |
#29 Very impressive, Scooter MacGruder. Rantburg is just chock full of hidden talents. Ummmm... Fred gets to go on vacation? |
Posted by: trailing wife 2006-08-13 18:45 |
#28 Why isn't she wearing any clothes? :-) |
Posted by: gorb 2006-08-13 18:01 |
#27 rolf ouch...rofl too! |
Posted by: RD 2006-08-13 15:58 |
#26 Rolf.. RBee Polka |
Posted by: RD 2006-08-13 15:56 |
#25 Let's Polka. |
Posted by: mcsegeek1 2006-08-13 15:51 |
#24 "What a network. A community of close-knit misanthropes." Kinda scary, ain't it?? |
Posted by: Dave D. 2006-08-13 15:40 |
#23 Scoot McGroot!!! What a hoot! Great job! Scooter McGrooter for vice president! That's what I love about the 'Burg, somebody steps up to the plate. What a network. A community of close-knit misanthropes. Now where in blazes did I put my robes and turban.......oh, here they are....underneath my Groucho Marx glasses, eyebrows and nose assembly. Would ya like a little soft shoe? |
Posted by: Alaska Paul 2006-08-13 15:23 |
#22 the Gobble Gobble comments make me think of Gigli...ugh |
Posted by: Frank G 2006-08-13 14:13 |
#21 Thx Scooter, very well done, consider me a »:-) |
Posted by: RD 2006-08-13 13:07 |
#20 *ahem* CrazyFool you stole my line! let me show you how it's really done...mi...mi...mi.. Gobble Gobble! |
Posted by: El Comandante Gobbler 2006-08-13 13:03 |
#19 I was stumped by the linky-things - thanks for fixing that Fred! With such kind encouragement I may try again tomorrow.... :-) |
Posted by: Scooter McGruder 2006-08-13 12:52 |
#18 You mean nice legs |
Posted by: john 2006-08-13 11:20 |
#17 Gobble Gobble! |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2006-08-13 11:18 |
#16 Whoa. Nice turkey, there... |
Posted by: Dave D. 2006-08-13 11:14 |
#15 Think that Turkey sees somethin movin in there? |
Posted by: Remoteman 2006-08-13 11:10 |
#14 Links are in now, and it's added to the 'Bloids page. Excellent job! Couldn't have done it better myself. |
Posted by: Fred 2006-08-13 10:52 |
#13 fine work, Scooter! |
Posted by: Frank G 2006-08-13 10:48 |
#12 Example: 'everyone in agreement except parties actually involved in fighting'. I'm still chuckling over that one. |
Posted by: Steve White 2006-08-13 10:43 |
#11 Scooter, outstanding! I don't know how Fred did the link thingie, but who in the world ever looked at the RDS&TP for those, anyway? You got the colors, the pic and the snark just right. Fred would be proud [sniff]. |
Posted by: Steve White 2006-08-13 10:41 |
#10 Fred? Who is this "Fred" you keep talking about? |
Posted by: Seafarious 2006-08-13 10:37 |
#9 No links, but a hell of a job! Jeez. Have you considered the counterfeiting way of life Scooter? I think maybe you have a talent for it. |
Posted by: 6 2006-08-13 10:32 |
#8 anbody else having trouble with links |
Posted by: Legolas 2006-08-13 09:34 |
#7 Excellent choice of pinup pic, Scooter. Fred would be proud of you. |
Posted by: Mike 2006-08-13 09:17 |
#6 Good job Scooter! Maybe we'll be treated to a morning and evening edition just like in olden times! |
Posted by: DanNY 2006-08-13 08:49 |
#5 Very good, Scooter! Especially delightful: Everyone in agreement except parties actually involved in fighting. LOL! |
Posted by: Quana 2006-08-13 08:48 |
#4 What I'd give to be that Gobbler. |
Posted by: Greath Spaique9524 2006-08-13 08:47 |
#3 Bravo! |
Posted by: IG-88 2006-08-13 08:45 |
#2 mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
Posted by: Legolas 2006-08-13 08:14 |
#1 Well done! |
Posted by: Nimble Spemble 2006-08-13 07:35 |