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Israel-Palestine-Jordan
Jenin: 3 Hamas members killed while making bombs
2006-08-19
Three Hamas members were killed by an explosion which took place Friday in the village of Dir Abu Daif, in the Jenin area. Palestinian sources say that the blast apparently took place because of a 'work accident' which took place while preparing explosives.
Don'tcha hate it when that happens? Heh heh...
The AP news agencies reported that three Hamas members were brought to hospital, with the body of one in two parts. Palestinian security sources say he was likely a Hamas member who accidentally set off an explosives belt he was wearing.
“...three Hamas members were brought to hospital, with the body of one in two parts...”
"Is he dead, Doc?"
"This end of him is."
On Thursday morning, two Islamic Jihad members were killed in a in the Bethlehem area, in a clash with an IDF force. Palestinians say dozens of IDF vehicles surrounded the home in which the two were staying. Exchanges of fire ensued, in which they the two gunmen were killed.
"You'll never take us [BANG! BANG!] ... Ow! Ow!... alive [BANGETY BANG!] ... [gasp]... coppers!... Rosebud!"
Palestinian witnesses say a man was injured overnight in an Air Force strike in Gaza City. According to witnesses, the attack was directed at a structure used to manufacture rockets, and the building was destroyed. The IDF said the building was used to manufacture weaponry. On Thursday, Mahmoud Abbas said Palestinian organizations agreed on a ceasefire and a calming down period. Hamas denied Abba's claims, as did Islamic Jihad.
Posted by:Fred

#17  My father was never responsible for workplace safety in those parts back in the 1950s, else one half would certainly have been required to wear a hardhat, and the other steel-toed shoes. Of course, he never did institute safety regulations for the middle bit before he came to the States.
Posted by: trailing wife   2006-08-19 23:04  

#16  Hah hah! [/Nelson Muntz]
Posted by: Zenster   2006-08-19 20:59  

#15  I just love "two part" stories
BWAAA!!! Best one of the day B.
Posted by: 49 pan   2006-08-19 19:39  

#14  lol 6 ....damn Chinglish manuals
Posted by: Frank G   2006-08-19 16:29  

#13  Allahu akbar!
Posted by: gorb   2006-08-19 16:20  

#12  1. Solder the red wire to stud B.









But first, solder the Green wire to Stud A.
Posted by: 6   2006-08-19 15:36  

#11  Another Palestinian workplace accident.
Posted by: Lancasters Over Dresden   2006-08-19 14:44  

#10  I wonder what will happen if I'll connect the green wire to the....
Posted by: gromgoru   2006-08-19 11:44  

#9  West Bank:

Population - 2,460,492
Government: Thugocracy
Primary Import: Free money from the EU
Primary Export: Death
Posted by: DMFD   2006-08-19 11:13  

#8  They are definitely going to get a visit from OSHA with that safety record.
Posted by: Scott R   2006-08-19 11:11  

#7  The AP news agencies reported that three Hamas members were brought to hospital, with the body of one in two parts.

To be continued. I just love "two part" stories.
Posted by: Besoeker   2006-08-19 09:24  

#6  "but we followed the website bombmaking instructions carefully....damn"
Posted by: Frank G   2006-08-19 09:08  

#5  Reading this headline is like a tonic this lovely Saturday morning.
Posted by: regular joe   2006-08-19 08:45  

#4  The AP news agencies reported that three Hamas members were brought to hospital, with the body of one in two parts. Palestinian security sources say he was likely a Hamas member who accidentally set off an explosives belt he was wearing.

"Do I look fat in this?"
Not anymore...
Posted by: tu3031   2006-08-19 08:37  

#3  LOL. Brings a mirthful tear to mine eye...
Posted by: flyover   2006-08-19 00:33  

#2   No Virgins for YOU!!
Posted by: CrazyFool   2006-08-19 00:07  

#1  All together now:

Awwwwwwwww. Ain't that just too bad.

NOT!
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2006-08-19 00:04  

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