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Syria-Lebanon-Iran
Nasrallah won't emerge for his birthday
2006-08-31
Punxatawney Hassan?
Hizbullah leader Hassan Nasrallah refused to emerge from his bunker on Thursday to celebrate his 46th birthday.
"No. I'm not coming out until February 2nd. And if I see my shadow, that means six more weeks of rocket attacks! So there!"
A Hizbullah source told the Egyptian Al-Ahara'am newspaper that Nasrallah turned down a request from youngsters in his movement and in other organizations to celebrate his birthday in a modest manner in the Da'ahiyeh neighborhood of south Beirut.
"Whuddya mean 'modest'? No three days for fireworks? No precision dance team flown in specially from Pyongyang? Well! I never!"
Nasrallah said that he preferred to celebrate with his "warriors" when security conditions made it possible to do so.
"Yeah. Me and the guyz."
On Tuesday Prime Minister Ehud Olmert mocked Nasrallah saying, "I walk around freely, and he's still hiding in a bunker."
"But I can't be fired, and Olmert's gonna be, so there!"
Olmert said that he was not concerned by the last interview given by the Hizbullah leader and he was not bothered by Nasrallah's "victory speech."
Posted by:PlanetDan

#7  hmmm. Hitler's undoing was in a bunker. Saddam's undoing was in a hole.

Come out, come out wherever you are!
Posted by: PlanetDan   2006-08-31 16:14  

#6  So if Nasrallah does finally emerge, and doesn't see his shadow, does that mean 6 more weeks of jihad? Or is it if he does see his shadow, or, or....aw hell, this thing always mixes me up.
Posted by: mcsegeek1   2006-08-31 15:45  

#5  Nasrallah won't emerge for his birthday

I call Mole Rat.


Nasrallah
Posted by: RD   2006-08-31 14:49  

#4  Dang it, the in-line comments totally beat me to the punch!
Posted by: charger   2006-08-31 12:25  

#3  Did Saddam get an invite?
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2006-08-31 11:34  

#2  No shadow. Six more weeks of hudna.
Posted by: tu3031   2006-08-31 10:30  

#1  pussy
Posted by: Frank G   2006-08-31 10:24  

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