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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Nurse Strangles Attacker With Bare Hands
2006-09-09
PORTLAND, Ore. — A nurse returning from work discovered an intruder armed with a hammer in her home and strangled him with her bare hands, police said. Susan Kuhnhausen, 51, ran to a neighbor's house after the confrontation Wednesday night. Police found the body of Edward Dalton Haffey, 59, a convicted felon with a long police record. Officer Katherine Kent said homicide detectives have determined that Kuhnhausen killed Haffey in self-defense. She said a prosecutor is investigating but that the case is not expected to go to a grand jury.

“She's an emergency room nurse. She's used to dealing with crisis...”
Police said there was no obvious sign of forced entry at the house when Kuhnhausen, an emergency room nurse at Providence Portland Medical Center, got home from work shortly after 6 p.m. Under Oregon law people can use reasonable deadly force when defending themselves against an intruder or burglar in their homes. Kuhnhausen was treated and released for minor injuries at Providence.

Haffey, about 5-foot-9 and 180 pounds, had convictions including conspiracy to commit aggravated murder, robbery, drug charges and possession of burglary tools. Neighbors said Kuhnhausen's size — 5-foot-7 and 260 pounds — may have given her an advantage. "Everyone that I've talked to says 'Hurray for Susan,' said neighbor Annie Warnock, who called 911. "You didn't need to calm her. She's an emergency room nurse. She's used to dealing with crisis."
Posted by:lotp

#19  ;-)
Posted by: lotp   2006-09-09 18:36  

#18  "Nurse Strangles Attacker";"Wheelchair Bound Woman Shoots Mugger". My goodness, the women are having a lot of fun today.
Posted by: GK   2006-09-09 18:30  

#17  LOL, #15 OP.

You really have led an interesting life.

I think I'm jealous. ;-p
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2006-09-09 17:54  

#16  heh
Posted by: lotp   2006-09-09 17:39  

#15  There was a young Air Force medtech I knew in Panama 1967-68 who was 5'2" tall and about 90 pounds after a soaking rain. She got hassled by a bunch of Army types one night at the service club. She put four of them in the hospital and left two more "walking wounded" - one of which probably never had children. I don't mess with anybody in the medical profession...
Posted by: Old Patriot   2006-09-09 17:37  

#14  But their complexions will clear up and they won't go blind. LOL
Posted by: lotp   2006-09-09 17:36  

#13  damn hands must be banned!!

Entire adolescent male population seething in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ...
Posted by: Zenster   2006-09-09 16:54  

#12  damn hands must be banned!!
Posted by: RD   2006-09-09 14:25  

#11  "Hand control. When they outlaw hands, only outlaws will have hands."

Hehehehe
Posted by: mcsegeek1   2006-09-09 12:16  

#10  Guy I know is a retired show dog handler, one of the top ones out there when he was in the business. He's short, compact, blind in one eye.

In the late 80s and 90s, PETA and their ilk had a habit of coming to dog shows and releasing beloved and valuable animals to run out into the highway to be hit by cars or into the woods to often starve or drown. This was called "liberating" them from the "slavery" they were under. One of the dogs they killed this way was among the top ~5 dogs in competition that year.

Handler had studied judo for years. Never took karate so he didn't have to register his hands. Caught two pimply 20-something guys trying to release dogs from his setup. While "defending" himself he broke two arms and a leg. Police looked at the 5'7" greyhaired, neatly attired and softspoken guy and at the 20-something idiots and no charges were pressed.
Posted by: lotp   2006-09-09 12:03  

#9  Hope she's a registered nurse. Wouldn't want her taken in for having an unregistered weapon.

Hand control. When they outlaw hands, only outlaws will have hands.
Posted by: Glirong Phinert5746   2006-09-09 08:34  

#8  YOU GO GIRL!
Posted by: newc   2006-09-09 04:42  

#7  260lbs... wouldn't that be rather "with bear hands"?
Posted by: twobyfour   2006-09-09 03:31  

#6  Nurse Rachet, is that you?
Posted by: Captain America   2006-09-09 02:06  

#5  "Hey! You're a nurse! You're supposed to save lives!"
"I'm off duty, you lowlife MF!"
*gurgle* "Rosebud!"
Posted by: PBMcL   2006-09-09 01:26  

#4  "Let's see here ...

Good grasp with dry hands? Check!

Thumbs well-centered slightly below laryngeal prominence? Check!

Knee positioned at mid-sternum? Check!

Steadily increasing pressure with thumbs? Check!

Gradual cessation of respiratory function? Check!

Minor cyanosis of facial epidermis? Check!

Fracture of hyoid bone? Check!

Absence of carotid pulse? Check?

Your six o'clock is ready, Dr. Quincy."
Posted by: Zenster   2006-09-09 01:23  

#3  Hungry Eddie failed to see the OFF LIMITS sign in Susan's kitchen. He was sitting quietly in the pantry having just polished off his second piece of homemake apple pie and a glass of milk when .... her stethoscope wrapped itself around his windpipe.
Posted by: Besoeker   2006-09-09 01:07  

#2  However it was done, one less douche bag breathing my oxygen, one more decent human allowed to walk in the sun. Hurray for Susan!
Posted by: Robjack   2006-09-09 00:55  

#1  "5-foot-7 and 260 pounds"

Yikes!

Sure she didn't just sit him to death?
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2006-09-09 00:18  

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