Outside "The House of Jihad" in Culver City, California, protestors hung an effigy of the mass murderer Osama bin Laden. Being in denial, the folks inside said that there had to be some sort of Joooooooo that was the real killer, just like in the OJ Simpson case, and not to blame such a heroic figure such as Osama.
Osama, they said, just wants to sit in his cave, eat goat kebabs, and use his satellite phone to plan operations without the threat US special forces finding him, beheading him, and selling lottery tickets to win the head.
It is believed, you see, Osama's head will make an excellent door stop, that is... unless you live in an area when there are scavengers such as coyotes or turkey vultures, who would steal it, consume it and thank you for the delicious treat.