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| Russian Scientists Forecast Global Cooling in 6-9 Years |
| 2006-09-11 |
| Posted by:anonymous5089 |
| #24 Send in the Motherly Commie Airborne - the Sun and Ice Caps refuse to obey the Enviros and Lefties, ergo the Sun + Ice are obvious traitors to the Motherland, Socialism, Global Workers-Proletariat and the glorious, permanently poor and starving but optimistic, People's OWG. |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2006-09-11 23:08 |
| #23 If only they could reliably forecast whether or not it's going to rain next weekend... |
| Posted by: Darrell 2006-09-11 20:06 |
| #22 at least ManBearPig will be comfortable |
| Posted by: Frank G 2006-09-11 18:53 |
| #21 ROTFLMAO, Xbalanke! |
| Posted by: mac 2006-09-11 17:53 |
| #20 I resolve to get a Hummer and make frequent short trips by myself to help combat this man-made catastrophe! I thought Clinton already tried that while he was in office. |
| Posted by: xbalanke 2006-09-11 15:47 |
| #19 OR Global warming is EVIDENCE of global cooling.... --- How timely, was at a fundraiser yesterday making small talk w/spouse's hygenist, who we knew, etc., I mentioned we all like old movies, have movie night and she brought up .... An Inconvenient Truth - couldn't remember Bore, but was too late to see it, I said there are Russians scientists who believe we're in global cooling, Mars and Pluto are warming,... But she replied, how's that going to help the polar bears? Spouse said I was too obscure..... Oh, well, will try better next time. |
| Posted by: anonymous2u 2006-09-11 15:07 |
| #18 #16 So, I'm all for global cooling, if it helps me with the chicks. But it makes your manhood shrink like a frightened turtle! Posted by DarthVader 2006-09-11 13:50|| Front Page|| ||Comments Top I've found it helps if one stands a bit closer to the porcelain. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2006-09-11 14:57 |
| #17 Like, that would make a real difference for me? |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2006-09-11 14:51 |
| #16 So, I'm all for global cooling, if it helps me with the chicks. But it makes your manhood shrink like a frightened turtle! |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2006-09-11 13:50 |
| #15 I don't care, I'm so fat I'm as insulated as a seal or something. Cold means nothing to me, better, it tightens my tissues, making me look like I've got actual muscle. So, I'm all for global cooling, if it helps me with the chicks. |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2006-09-11 13:27 |
| #14 Aw, crap! And my inlaws were SO looking forward to ditching the heavy winter wear for shorts and tank tops.... |
| Posted by: Swamp Blondie 2006-09-11 13:23 |
| #13 Bring it on ice fool! |
| Posted by: Hans Brinker 2006-09-11 13:09 |
| #12 Get ready to rumble! |
| Posted by: Gloating Glaciers Everywhere 2006-09-11 13:08 |
| #11 That's too bad. Global warming would be great for Russia and Canada. On the other hand, global warming would be bad for world peace - countries might start clashing over the Artic and the Antartic. |
| Posted by: Zhang Fei 2006-09-11 13:07 |
| #10 Global Cooling!!!! We're gonna die!!!! |
| Posted by: bigjim-ky 2006-09-11 13:03 |
| #9 I resolve to get a Hummer and make frequent short trips by myself to help combat this man-made catastrophe! |
| Posted by: Dar 2006-09-11 13:03 |
| #8 Wymyns and Chilluns Hardest Hit. |
| Posted by: .com 2006-09-11 12:14 |
| #7 Ice Age Looms. Global Disaster Imminent. Bush Implicated. |
| Posted by: mcsegeek1 2006-09-11 12:10 |
| #6 Morons. You're all morons. Global cooling is EVIDENCE of global warming. |
| Posted by: Perfesser 2006-09-11 12:01 |
| #5 Don't worry, as soon as AlGore hears about this, he'll fly his plane (Destroying valuable Ozone and using pesky oil) and pay the scientists a visit. Then upon his return (burning more fuel and destroying more ozone) he'll announce that the earth will melt if Global Warming is not stopped. The scientists will never bee seen again... |
| Posted by: Silentbrick 2006-09-11 11:28 |
| #4 EVERYONE PANIC!!!!! |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2006-09-11 11:11 |
| #3 Lessee, We're gonna have global |
| Posted by: Almost Anonymous5839 2006-09-11 10:59 |
| #2 Shit |
| Posted by: Al Gore 2006-09-11 10:56 |
| #1 Glad I didn't garage sale those glacier glasses and ice axe. We'll save a bundle on pine straw and air conditioning. Now where did I put those mukluks. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2006-09-11 10:55 |