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India-Pakistan
MNAs mesmerised by ‘bikini girl’
2006-09-13
Wowzers.
The Pakistani-American bikini girl, Mariyah Moten, who recently entered a beauty contest claiming to represent the Islamic Republic, appeared to have extended her fan base on Tuesday to include several members of the National Assembly (MNAs), who, it seems, were so mesmerised by the sirenÂ’s appearance that they forgot to debate the controversy. MNA Farid Piracha of the Muttahida Majlis-e-Amal (MMA), speaking on a point of order, said that he had moved an adjournment motion to debate how the girl had come to claim to represent Pakistan, a move that had humiliated the entire country.
"Oh, Mahmoud! I'm so humiliated!"
"Me, too, Ahmed."
"We should throw acid in her face."
Passing around a news report on the incident, he questioned what kind of “soft image” of Pakistan Ms Moten’s actions would promote.
Home of comely young maidens? Oh, that wouldn't do.
To push his point home, Piracha then proceeded to pass a picture of the bikini-clad 22-year-old to several of his colleagues.
"Aaaaiiiieeee! My turban has unravelled!"
"Point of order, Mr. Speaker! Mr. Chaudry has prematurely shot off!"
First in the queue were Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) MNAs Pervez Malik and Raja Nadir Pervez. Piracha and Malik were then seen smiling at the picture before exchanging comments.
"Hubba!"
"Hubba!"
Then came the turn of MMA MNA Hakim Qari Gul Rehman, who took the picture from Piracaha. After drinking in Ms MotenÂ’s sexy pose, he then let treasury member Rehana Aleem Mashehdi have a look, which she did, but only after donning her spectacles. Rehana passed the picture on to MNA Amjad Warraich, who was sitting next to her. He then passed it back to Qari Gul Rehman, who returned it to Piracha. And that, it seems, was the extent of the mass debate.
"Sergeant at Arms! Bring Mr. Chaudry a tissue!"


More pix here.
Posted by:Fred

#22  lol, 49! Can't believe it took 20+ rants to catch that Freudian slip.
Posted by: BA   2006-09-13 23:28  

#21  And that, it seems, was the extent of the mass debate.

BWaaaa!!!!
Posted by: 49 Pan   2006-09-13 19:31  

#20  I'd hit it.....now, before they throw acid in her face
Posted by: Frank G   2006-09-13 18:36  

#19  O comments at the mo piktures link. Weird.
Posted by: 6   2006-09-13 18:00  

#18  he questioned what kind of “soft image” of Pakistan Ms MotenÂ’s actions would promote.
Sounds like Farid is not into girls. Only "boys handsome as well guarded pearls" will do.

While we are waxing poetic, 'Perfumed Garden' by Abu Nuwas:

O the joy of sodomy!
So now be sodomites, you Arabs.
Turn not away from it--
therein is wondrous pleasure.
Take some coy lad with kiss-curls
twisting on his temple
and ride as he stands like some gazelle
standing to her mate.
A lad whom all can see girt with sword
and belt not like your whore who has
to go veiled.
Make for smooth-faced boys and do your
very best to mount them, for women are
the mounts of the devils
Posted by: ed   2006-09-13 11:52  

#17  OK. So one good reason why we should not nuke Pakistan? That's one reason in the bag.
Posted by: Hupailing Ebbuns2352   2006-09-13 10:56  

#16  OK. So one good reason why we should not nuke Pakistan? That's one reason in the bag.
Posted by: Hupailing Ebbuns2352   2006-09-13 10:54  

#15  Soccer ball, Ho! 3 points off the port bow!
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2006-09-13 10:12  

#14  Careful on the road if you go back to the old country Mariyah.I'm sure plenty of guys over there would like to attack you with an EED.
Posted by: Thoth   2006-09-13 09:58  

#13  I have a tiny dick...
Posted by: Farid Piracha   2006-09-13 09:56  

#12  Pebbles, that was baahahahahad.
Posted by: DarthVader   2006-09-13 09:38  

#11  When they searched the living quarters of the 9/11 hijackers, scoured the computers, papers, effects, etc. that they left behind, they found quite a bit of porn.

Kinda like the old joke:

Q:Why do you take two muslims with you when you go fishing?
A: If you take only one, he'll drink all your beer.
Posted by: mcsegeek1   2006-09-13 09:23  

#10  There's definitely truth in that idea, gorb. And I have the links to prove it, lol. I'll gladly share them with MuzzyMooks (no Imams, lol) if they stop filtering at the firewall...
Posted by: .com   2006-09-13 06:37  

#9  I worry for all the goat sex sites that will spring up.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles in Blairistan   2006-09-13 06:37  

#8  I'll say it again!

Want to defeat extremism? Give them all high speed internet connections and stand back! ;-)
Posted by: gorb   2006-09-13 05:08  

#7  I'm sure there was more than one "point of order" involved, LOL.

So they call it "humiliation" in PakiLand? Heh, heh.

Sounds a bit like a Pr0n Commission to me, LOL. "We, uh, need more time to consider the evidence. We'll let you know..."
Posted by: flyover   2006-09-13 02:26  

#6  Sniff, sniff, you know even the CHICOMS are at risk of IMPLOSION = NEEDING TISSUES when proper PLA Warriors/Comrades of the Motherland start putting up calendars of sexy slinky Chinese bikinis - alomost naked babes wid guns.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2006-09-13 02:16  

#5  Besides, I'm sure Moderate Muslims could find a way to accept and embrace bikini girls, if just a simple islamic cultural addition was made. Then, it would be a true paradigm shift, and the oumma really would come to terms with modernity, and learn to live in a truly western (californian) way :

I've been a drag racer on LSD
And I rode bare-assed on top o' the sphinx
I even had a gorilla on the slopes of kismet
And man, that was fun for a while you bet, but...
Bikini girls with machine-guns
Bikini girls with machine-guns
This stuff 'll kill ya
It's loaded with fun
Bikini girls with machine-guns

Well, I savored many foreign kind of delicacy
Intoxicated 'till I can't tell the hell I can see
Had all the violence and liquor within close reach
But the bars, pills and freeways lead me back to the
Beach and...

Bikini girls with machine-guns
Bikini girls with machine-guns
This stuff 'll kill ya
It's loaded with fun
Bikini girls with machine-guns

Now they say that virtue is its own reward
But when that surf comes in I'm gonna get my board
Got my own idea about the righteous kick
You can keep the reward... I'd just as soon stay sick

Bikini girls with machine-guns
Bikini girls with machine-guns
This stuff 'll kill ya
It's loaded with fun
Bikini girls with machine-guns

Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-09-13 01:52  

#4  What, no mouse job?!
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-09-13 01:39  

#3  I doubt she'll be be-headed back to the old country anytime soon.
Posted by: Captain America   2006-09-13 00:49  

#2  I have always been fonda soccer
Posted by: Captain America   2006-09-13 00:49  

#1  I doubt she'll be headed back to the old country anytime soon.
Posted by: Zenster   2006-09-13 00:24  

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