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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Hit Man Strangled by Intended Victim (Heh™)
2006-09-16
Follow-up on an earlier story.
YJCMTSU. Coming soon to Court TV, no doubt.
When Susan Kuhnhausen returned home from work one day earlier this month, she encountered an intruder wielding a claw hammer. After a struggle, the 51-year-old nurse fended off her attacker by strangling him with her bare hands. Neighbors praised the woman for her bravery, and investigators said they believed the dead man -- Edward Dalton Haffey -- was burglarizing Kuhnhausen's home.

But after an investigation, police now say the intruder Kuhnhausen strangled was apparently a hit man hired by her estranged husband -- Michael James Kuhnhausen Sr. -- to kill her.
What gave the game away, Sherlock - could it have been his cell phone number?
The 58-year-old husband was taken into custody Thursday and charged with conspiracy to commit murder and attempted murder. He was ordered held on $500,000 bail. Haffey had worked as a custodian under Kuhnhausen at an adult video store, according an affidavit filed by the Multnomah County District Attorney's office.
Quelle surprise. And what exactly was Mr. H doing under Mr. K, pray tell? Inquiring minds, etc....
For the woman this is a two-fer.
Kuhnhausen and his wife were in the process of getting a divorce, and she told officers "her husband was distraught about the divorce and wanting to reconcile but that she was insisting on the divorce," the affidavit states.

A background check showed Haffey had served lengthy prison terms for conspiracy to commit aggravated murder and convictions for robbery and burglary.
Really? Hooda thunk it.
Inside a backpack Haffey left at the scene was a day planner with "Call Mike, Get letter," scribbled on the week of Sept. 4, the affidavit said. Michael Kuhnhausen's cell phone number was jotted on the inside of a folder, it said.
Why yes, yes it was, Watson!
What was the rest of the note on the day-planner: "Have Mike kill bitch ... call insurance companies ... deposit check ... order new pickup truck ..."
I'd say this is a case of justice truely being served. :-D
Posted by:Barbara Skolaut

#8  Gee, a real-life Dial M for Murder.
Posted by: Ernest Brown   2006-09-16 20:23  

#7  Kuhnhausen and his wife were in the process of getting a divorce, and she told officers "her husband was distraught about the divorce and wanting to reconcile but that she was insisting on the divorce," the affidavit states.

Geeze, at 260 pounds, wasn't there enough of her to share?
Posted by: Zenster   2006-09-16 19:26  

#6  the windpipe is a great opening shot, AP. Totally incapacitates, and possibly kills, on the spot. No need for all that vitreous humor on the thumbs....eeewwww
Posted by: Frank G   2006-09-16 15:58  

#5  She is lucky that she strangled him in time before Maxwell brought down the silver hammer. I was taught to poke at the eyes, sharp blow to the windpipe, then chops to the carotid artery at the neck, in that order or so.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2006-09-16 15:32  

#4  Hahahahhahah!
You're a sicky Frank.
Posted by: 6   2006-09-16 13:51  

#3  Hé hé hé.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-09-16 13:06  

#2  Shouldn't she get a check for (some part of) the money she's saved the taxpayers not having to try and store that waste of space?
Posted by: Perfesser   2006-09-16 09:27  

#1  eeewwwwww. He did cleanup in a porn store? no wonder he failed to kill her, the claw hammer prolly slipped outta his hands
Posted by: Frank G   2006-09-16 07:55  

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