| #5 There is nothing wrong with our ability to kick your whiney Islamic ass. Do not attempt to interfere. We are controlling the situation. If we wish to kick it harder, we will go all Medieval. If we wish to kick it softer, we will only open up a six-pack on you. We will control the duration. We will control the intensity. We can roll you up; make your eyelids flutter. We can smear you into soft blur or sharpen your pencil with a machete. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will beat on you until only your hair doesnÂ’t hurt. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with you that a prolonged ass-kicking canÂ’t cure. You are about to be on the receiving end of a major smackdown. You are about to experience the shock and awe which reaches from inside our missile silos to TehranÂ’s city limits. |
HAVANA: Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claimed on Friday that the United States was the real nuclear threat and reiterated that Tehran's nuclear atomic programme had peaceful aims. "Why should people live under the nuclear threat of the United States?" he asked at a summit of the 118-strong Non-Aligned Movement in Havana. "What is the UN Security Council waiting for to react to those threats?" he asked. He urged his counterparts to help "counter attempts to prevent Iran from developing its peaceful nuclear activity."