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| Feingold: I'm Not 'Just an Anti-War Guy' |
| 2006-09-30 |
| Posted by:Super Hose |
| #8 (apologies to Saturday Night Live) Wife: New Russ Feingold is an anti-war floor wax! Husband: No, new Russ Feingold is an anti-terrorist dessert topping! Wife: He's a anti-war floor wax! Husband: He's an anti-terrorist dessert topping! Wife: He's a anti-war floor wax, I'm telling you! Husband: He's an anti-terrorist dessert topping, you cow! Spokesman: [enters quickly] Hey, hey, hey, calm down, you two. New Senator Russ Feingold is both a anti-war floor wax and an anti-terrorist dessert topping! Here, I'll spray him on your mop...and some on your democrat pudding. [Husband eats while Wife mops] Husband: Mmmmm, tastes anti-terrorist terrific! Wife: And just look at that anti-war shine! But will he make it through the primary season? Spokesman: Hey, Senator Russ Feingold outlasts every other leading Senator, 2 to 1. He's durable, and he's scuff-resistant. Husband: And he's delicious! Spokesman: Sure is! Perks up anything from an AFL-CIO rally to a feminist whine-athon! Wife: Made from an exclusive non-hypocritical, non-yellowing formula. Husband: I haven't even touched my democrat pudding and I'm ready for more! Wife: But what about the black vote? Spokesman: Dirt, grime, corruption, racism, even the NAACP, wipes off from him with a damp mop. [Husband accidentally sprays Russ Feingold onto the floor] Husband: Oh, sorry, honey, I'll clean that up! Wife: Oh, no problem, sweetheart, not with new Senator, or dare I say President Russ Feingold! [Spokesman laughs continuously as he approaches the camera] Spokesman: New Senator Russ Feingold, for the greatest candidate you ever tasted or used to clean your floors! |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2006-09-30 10:58 |
| #7 A time table for withdrawal? Wotta maroon! Is this political posturing or is Russ really this clueless? Hey, I'm an anti-war guy too and generally against killing people. However, I'm also flexible and willing to make exceptions for dealing with homicidal maniacs. Sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do. |
| Posted by: SteveS 2006-09-30 09:40 |
| #6 Don't forget disdainer of the First Amendment. |
| Posted by: eLarson 2006-09-30 09:02 |
| #5 Gawd! .com was evidently off honing his rapier like rapier. Shorter yet more vicious, I give it a 9.543. |
| Posted by: 6 2006-09-30 07:34 |
| #4 I'm Not 'Just an Anti-War Guy' You are right. You are a limp-wristed, weak-kneed, pussy. Feel better? |
| Posted by: anymouse 2006-09-30 03:00 |
| #3 Well, that pretty much wraps it up .com. |
| Posted by: mcsegeek1 2006-09-30 01:12 |
| #2 That's going to leave a mark ... |
| Posted by: Steve White 2006-09-30 00:59 |
| #1 Of course not, perish the thought. You're a multifaceted guy, a coward, a partisan seditionist, a Tranzi traitor, a complete pussy, and terminally insane with BDS. That's considered well-rounded by those left of Trotsky. |
| Posted by: .com 2006-09-30 00:25 |