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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Anna Nicole's wedding not official?
2006-10-01
Anna Nicole Smith's exchange of vows with her lawyer Howard K. Stern on a boat near Nassau was not actually a formal marriage and the ceremony is ``not legally binding," another of her attorneys said yesterday.
The honeymoon's not legally binding, either...
Stern says he is the father of Smith's baby.
Anna Nicole thinks he might be, too, but she's not sure...
The couple ``exchanged vows before God" but did not obtain a marriage license, attorney Michael Scott said in an interview.
"Ummm... Lord?"
"Yes, St. Peter?"
"Anna Nicole Smith and Howard Stern just got married."
"I know. They exchanged their vows before me. I guess I won't turn her into a pillar of salt, even if they don't have a license and they had the honeymoon a year before they had the wedding."
"That's pretty merciful of you."
"I struck her kid dead, though."
The ceremony took place on a catamaran off Nassau 18 days after Smith's 20-year-old son, Daniel Smith, died as he was visiting her in a Nassau hospital, where she had given birth to a girl. Cyril Wecht, a forensic pathologist hired by Smith, said her son died from a lethal combination of two antidepressants and methadone. Authorities in the Bahamas were awaiting their own toxicology results and a police report.
Posted by:Fred

#12  #8 - it is if one is ill
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2006-10-01 22:40  

#11  Huh? For what, exactly, Pappy?
Posted by: .com   2006-10-01 22:35  

#10  So have I. The Muffler Man may get company soon...
Posted by: Pappy   2006-10-01 21:02  

#9  6, been following your comments LOL!
Posted by: RD   2006-10-01 19:30  

#8  Laughter is not the best medicine. Living a pure life and paying fucking attention is the best medicine. That and wrapping the muslim of your choice in a pig blanket.
Posted by: 6   2006-10-01 18:53  

#7  Yeah, I thought you were the local reprobate around here Zenster.

That's MISTER Reprobate to you.
Posted by: Zenster   2006-10-01 16:06  

#6  ROFLMAO!

thnx for graphic, fred. laughter really best medicine. ;-p
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2006-10-01 13:54  

#5  nice graphic lol
Posted by: Frank G   2006-10-01 12:07  

#4  Being a lawyer, Stern knows. Planned it that way. Her Skankiness wouldn't know the difference. Nothing is real in her world. Heck, is she sure she's the mother of her new toy?
Posted by: Thinemp Whimble2412   2006-10-01 10:09  

#3  Yeah, I thought you were the local reprobate around here Zenster.
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2006-10-01 10:06  

#2  And people say I have such a cruel great sense of humor!

Last time I checked, official ceremonies weren't real important to sluts.
Posted by: Zenster   2006-10-01 04:51  

#1  "I struck her kid dead, though."

Geez, Fred! Subzero, man.
Posted by: .com   2006-10-01 03:40  

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