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Whining Hubby: Clinton had hots for Demi
2006-10-03
Clinton had eyes for Demi, says Kutcher
Former US president Bill Clinton tried to 'hit on' actress Demi Moore, her husband Ashton Kutcher has said. Kutcher, the star of the hit MTV show Punk'd, told chat host Jay Leno that Clinton made eyes at his superstar wife during a recent function.

Kutcher said although the three were all sat at a table next to each other he felt like "the invisible man". Kutcher says Clinton didn't say one word to him the whole evening as he was so engrossed with Ghost actress Moore. "I met Bill Clinton once but he didn't really talk — he was hitting on my wife," Kutcher told Leno.

The 28-year-old Butterfly Effect actor — who celebrated his first wedding anniversary with Moore, 43, on Sunday — said Clinton completely ignored him as he chatted to Demi. "I don't think he looked at me the whole time," Kutcher said. "I was like the guy that wasn't there."
I don't doubt Clinton got wood while drooling over Demi, but this is just the petulant whine of a child feeling neglected, lol.
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#20  Punked!!! Bwaaa!!! That was good.

My mother always told me "run with dogs and you will get bit!" He sat his wife next to a sexual preditor and is upset with the outcome? He's dumber than the characters he plays on TV.
Posted by: 49 Pan   2006-10-03 20:29  

#19  #18: "Bill's interested in a couple of parts of a woman's anatomy that come in one."

A-yup.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2006-10-03 18:47  

#18  Barbara, Bill's interested in a couple of parts of a woman's anatomy that come in one.

Actually, when I saw the headline on the front page, I wondered, “Which Clinton?”
Posted by: Eric Jablow   2006-10-03 18:17  

#17  lol
Posted by: Frank G   2006-10-03 16:32  

#16  ;-p, #15 frank.

would wax more eloquent, but hard to type 1-handed.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2006-10-03 16:04  

#15  unfortunate phrasing, Barbara. I'll pass on my usual sophomoric snark - softball to left field bleachers batting practice
Posted by: Frank G   2006-10-03 15:38  

#14  #13 mcg: "Two legs, two arms and two breasts is perfectly acceptable."

ummm, don't mean to be crude, but ol' bill is only interested in the part of a woman's anatomy that comes in one.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2006-10-03 15:33  

#13  She wouldn't have to be Demi Moore for Bill to pay attention to her. Two legs, two arms and two breasts is perfectly acceptable.

When I worked at the Little Rock Convention Bureau/Excelsior Hotel back in the 80's, Bill would sometimes show up with women who were, shall we say, unattractive skanks. (And I ain't talkin' bout Hillary)
Posted by: mcsegeek1   2006-10-03 15:11  

#12  Drink alert, anon5089!!!

Valid basic safety concern while dealing with former US presidents... or barely repressed sexual fantasy? You decide.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-10-03 14:52  

#11  LOL Anon!

If that doesn't inspire me to keep to this diet and exercise nothing will!

In other words, if Ashton would gain a few pounds Clinton might pay him a little more attention.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2006-10-03 14:10  

#10  Drink alert, anon5089!!!
Posted by: lotp   2006-10-03 13:59  

#9  Well isn't Bill's favorite fishing spot a trailer court trolling $50 bills
Posted by: Cheaderhead   2006-10-03 13:47  

#8  Hubba, hubba anon! What are you doing later, you cutie?
Posted by: William Clinton   2006-10-03 11:29  

#7  Clinton has the hots for anything with tits.

Damn, I really have to shed some weight, just to be on the safe side.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-10-03 11:12  

#6  Duh.
Posted by: Fred   2006-10-03 11:11  

#5  This really isn't news.

Clinton has the hots for anything with tits.
Posted by: DarthVader   2006-10-03 10:33  

#4  Well Ashton, looks like you've been Punk'd
Posted by: Fluse Chomoque1078   2006-10-03 10:30  

#3  Notice Clinton didn't try this crap when Demi was married to Bruce Willis.
Posted by: ed   2006-10-03 08:49  

#2  "I met Bill Clinton once but he didn't really talk — he was hitting on my wife," Kutcher told Leno.

Kutcher really doesn't care WHO he sits down at the table with now does he?
Posted by: Besoeker   2006-10-03 07:51  

#1  I don't doubt Clinton got wood while drooling over Demi, but this is just the petulant whine of a child feeling neglected, lol.

Can't fault Clinton here. If Demi was around, I would neglect him, too!
Posted by: gorb   2006-10-03 07:01  

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