Anna Nicole Smith: Not married
Anna Nicole Smith has not married her lawyer Howard K. Stern.
| "We had the honeymoon, though..." |
The former Playboy playmate did declare her love for Stern in a special private ceremony onboard a catamaran off Nassau in the Bahamas, but there was no official marriage certificate, it has been claimed.
| "Howie said we didn't need one. Y'see, when you're at sea, the captain of the ship can marry you and then you can have a honeymoon and you don't need any silly piece of paper!" |
Smith's close friend, TrimSpa CEO Alex Goen, told US magazine In Touch Weekly: "They had a quiet ceremony and declared how much they love each other in front of God. They vowed they would be there for each other. They do plan to have a proper ceremony in the future."
| "Lotsa time for that after we get back from the honeymoon, eh, baby?" |
The morning ceremony came just 36 hours after Howard claimed revealed that he is the father of Anna Nicole's three-week-old daughter, Danni Lynn Hope, and 18 days after the sudden death of her 20-year-old son, Daniel.
| "I'm pretty sure Howie's the father. He was the one with the hat, right?" |
Howard recently told US talk show host Larry King: "She is the one thing that is really keeping her going. And through it all, even with all the pain, Anna Nicole has been a great mom, a very attentive mom."
| "Lotsa milk there for a newborn!" |
| In fact, she insisted on showing that to the press .... in the interests of journalistic accuracy, of course. (hat tip to the late Robt Heinlein) |
However, Anna's ex-boyfriend Larry Birkhead has demanded a DNA test to determine whether he is the biological father of her daughter.
| "I was the one with the hat! All Howie had on was his hairpiece!" |
Larry Birkhead's protests come a day after Howard claimed he was Dannie Lynn's dad.
| "Yeah! See dat? She's got my hair!" |
Anna Nicole denies marriage report |