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| EXTRA, EXTRA,: Famed Archaeologist Denied Tenure!! |
| 2006-10-23 |
| This just in from www.mcsweeneys.net. RTWT, and consider this your spraying-the-monitor warning - Mike January 22, 1939 Assistant Professor Henry "Indiana" Jones Jr. Department of Anthropology Chapman Hall 227B Marshall College Dr. Jones: As chairman of the Committee on Promotion and Tenure, I regret to inform you that your recent application for tenure has been denied by a vote of 6 to 1. Following past policies and procedures, proceedings from the committee's deliberations that were pertinent to our decision have been summarized below according to the assessment criteria. ... |
| Posted by:Mike Kozlowski |
| #3 Hmmm, they did remember his penchant for using the whip and the revolver on people right? They're very brave to deny him Tenure. |
| Posted by: Silentbrick 2006-10-23 21:01 |
| #2 well done! |
| Posted by: Frank G 2006-10-23 19:50 |
| #1 LOL! I think it was the arson of the herpetology department that tipped the scales. Not that I blame him... |
| Posted by: Parabellum 2006-10-23 18:24 |