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Home Front: Politix
Lileks: "an interesting election season"
2006-11-07
Is there an election tomorrow? Really? You don’t say. Here I thought those ads on the radio with the quivery-voiced seniors were part of some national pro-euthenasia campaign. After hearing the ads 392,903 times you’re ready to send Grandma to the Soylent plant. One ad has the seniors worrying that the politicians who “wrecked the economy” (seriously, that’s what they say) are “talking about privatizing Social Security again.” Gah! Issues are being discussed! Alternatives proposed! I almost expect them to say “let’s keep our grandkids in bondage in perpetuity, and vote for Patty McWislblauer; she’ll protect our claim on the income of America’s youngest workers."

This is one of the reasons I am not optimistic for the short term: we cannot even bring up the matter of letting younger workers voluntarily exert private control over the property they are required by government to relinquish. Apparently the mere discussion of the subject leads directly to seniors hoarding tins of Fancy Feast.

Like many, I’m resigned to losing most everything I’ve put into Social Security, or seeing the promised returns whittled away to farthings and ha’pennies. So I save for my family, and invest. I have fixed goals. If my taxes go up, I will still save and invest in the same amounts; I’ll just cut back elsewhere – either in spending, which of course is great for the economy, or in charity. Really: charity ought to be the first to go. If I have a moral obligation to pay more taxes to redress income inequality, then that ought to count as my charity. Currently I donate to two programs; one gives livestock to people in impoverished countries, and the second corrects cleft palates for children in the 3rd World. Am I morally obligated to continue those contributions at the expense of my family?
Posted by:Mike

#4  Lileks is categorized as a "humorist," but this isn't a humor piece, kids.
Posted by: Mike   2006-11-07 10:19  

#3  I dunno, sometimes seeing people bleed is funny, just think Peter Jackson's "Bad taste" or "Dead Alive". Of course, it works best with fiction.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-11-07 09:27  

#2  The big problem with humor is that to the writer effective humor feels like you're just rolling up your sleeves, making a couple slashes with a sharp razor, and bleeding into the keyboard.

Sometimes it's a hit-or-miss affair and you're just bleeding into the keyboard and it isn't funny.
Posted by: Abdominal Snowman   2006-11-07 09:13  

#1  YJCMTSU. Mr Lileks has got me depressed this morning. There is too much truth here for me to laugh.
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2006-11-07 07:23  

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