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Today's Idiot
2006-11-09
Sunderland man injured after launching firework from bottom

LONDON (AFP) - A man was rushed to hospital in Britain with severe internal injuries after trying to launch a powerful firework from his bottom, an ambulance service spokesman said.

It is thought that the 22-year-old could have been trying to imitate a scene from "Jackass: The Movie", a controversial film featuring a series of edgy pranks. Footage of the incident in Sunderland, north-east England, was captured on a mobile phone by a gang of youths and shows a white flash followed by hysterical laughter and a youth shouting: "Ha ha ha ha," followed by an expletive.

A spokesman for the North East ambulance service said: "We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding." He is now recovering in a Sunderland hospital after sustaining internal injuries including a scorched colon.

The incident took place on November 5, when Britons light bonfires and let off fireworks to commemorate a 17th century plot to blow up the Houses of Parliament.
Posted by:Chinter Flarong

#15  I want a turn !!
Posted by: George W Bush   2006-11-09 14:06  

#14  That was no bottle rocket. That's what we call a skyrocket were I come from. They're only about 100x more powerful than a standard bottle rocket. And it's hard to tell from the video, but it looked to me like the idiot had the thing in his ass backward. It might have been less damaging to shoot it OUT of his ass and not INTO his ass!!!!
Posted by: Scooter McGruder   2006-11-09 21:38  

#13  nice scrotal scars

No such thing existsin in the male vocabulary.
Posted by: Zenster   2006-11-09 19:55  

#12  If someone can figure out how to capture and post this (link requires free registration otherwise), here's an even better one of a teenaged fool doing the same here in the good ol' USA.

This kid probably didn't need a colostomy bag afterwards, but I'm sure he got some nice scrotal scars!
Posted by: Dar   2006-11-09 18:15  

#11  There are rocket scientists, and then there are bottle-rocket scientists.
Posted by: mrp   2006-11-09 15:43  

#10  Talk about a gag "backfiring"!
Posted by: Zenster   2006-11-09 14:53  

#9  Bottle rocket? I don't think so. Probably more like a Roman Greek Candle.
Posted by: Zenster   2006-11-09 14:53  

#8  Flying monkeys? where are the flying monkeys? i thought they came with the bottle rocket as part of the kit??? (maybe they are still in there looking for a way out? or their car keys, to paraphrase an old joke)
Posted by: USN, ret.   2006-11-09 14:04  

#7  Why is it that so many of these stories seem to come from Britain....
Posted by: Hupunter Snaitch9652   2006-11-09 13:58  

#6  Holy Sh*t. Soldier? Dishonourable discharge? Can he say "colostomy bag"?
Posted by: Thinemp Whimble2412   2006-11-09 13:37  

#5  Video of the incident can be found here.
Posted by: Thoth   2006-11-09 13:16  

#4  SteveS: That may be the snark o' the day, lol!
Posted by: BA   2006-11-09 12:56  

#3  If you are going to launch bottle rockets from your ass, you really should stick a bottle up there first to act as a launch tube.
Posted by: SteveS   2006-11-09 12:43  

#2  Klingons to protest this weekend. This kind of joke could escalate into violence.
Posted by: wxjames   2006-11-09 12:01  

#1  Trying to flush out the gerbils?
Posted by: ed   2006-11-09 11:56  

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