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Home Front: WoT
Steyn: ADHD America = Spain
2006-11-12
On the radio a couple of weeks ago, Hugh Hewitt suggested to me the terrorists might try to pull a Spain on the U.S. elections. You'll recall (though evidently many Americans don't) that in 2004 hundreds of commuters were slaughtered in multiple train bombings in Madrid. The Spaniards responded with a huge street demonstration of supposed solidarity with the dead, all teary passivity and signs saying "Basta!" -- "Enough!" By which they meant not "enough!" of these murderers but "enough!" of the government of Prime Minister Aznar, and of Bush and Blair, and troops in Iraq. A couple of days later, they voted in a socialist government, which immediately withdrew Spanish forces from the Middle East. A profitable couple of hours' work for the jihad.

I said to Hugh I didn't think that would happen this time round. The enemy aren't a bunch of simpleton Pushtun yakherds, but relatively sophisticated at least in their understanding of us. We're all infidels, but not all infidels crack the same way. If they'd done a Spain -- blown up a bunch of subway cars in New York or vaporized the Empire State Building -- they'd have re-awoken the primal anger of September 2001. With another mound of corpses piled sky-high, the electorate would have stampeded into the Republican column and demanded the U.S. fly somewhere and bomb someone.

The jihad crowd know that. So instead they employed a craftier strategy. Their view of America is roughly that of the British historian Niall Ferguson -- that the Great Satan is the first superpower with ADHD. They reasoned that if you could subject Americans to the drip-drip-drip of remorseless water torture in the deserts of Mesopotamia -- a couple of deaths here, a market bombing there, cars burning, smoke over the city on the evening news, day after day after day, and ratcheted up a notch or two for the weeks before the election -- you could grind down enough of the electorate and persuade them to vote like Spaniards, without even realizing it. And it worked. You can rationalize what happened on Tuesday in the context of previous sixth-year elections -- 1986, 1958, 1938, yada yada -- but that's not how it was seen around the world, either in the chancelleries of Europe, where they're dancing conga lines, or in the caves of the Hindu Kush, where they would also be dancing conga lines if Mullah Omar hadn't made it a beheading offense. And, as if to confirm that Tuesday wasn't merely 1986 or 1938, the president responded to the results by firing the Cabinet officer most closely identified with the prosecution of the war and replacing him with a man associated with James Baker, Brent Scowcroft and the other "stability" fetishists of the unreal realpolitik crowd.
Posted by:Bobby

#6  America = Amerika/SPain won't have to elect a "SOCIALIST GOVERNMENT" becuz CLINTONISM > America is already a COMMIE-SOCIALIST nation but just won't know it until after at least POTUS HILLARY and maybe even POTUS CHELSEA > you know, the Hated BUSH DYNASTY. Iff PEARL HARBOR was the Left's declaration of war, then America = Amerika needs HIROSHIMA-NAGASAKI ON AMER SOIL afore the Left can proclaim AMERICA IS VICTORIOUS BY ITS SURRENDER/DESTRUCTION. CHINA [2014-after] = RUSSIA [2018] > WAR AGZ AMER, AND ONLY AMER, IS NOT ONLY POSSIBLE/REALISTIC BUT DESIRED.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2006-11-12 23:05  

#5  Hey, the hobbits were supposed to be British, you know.
Posted by: gromky   2006-11-12 17:01  

#4  "Steyn is right. The question is how do we convince the rest of us Hobbits he is right?"

I think Tuesday pretty much gave us the answer to that: we can't. They're going to have to find that out the hard way, through bitter experience.

Posted by: Dave D.   2006-11-12 16:20  

#3  Cartoon Khartoum Network...pretty sly
Posted by: Frank G   2006-11-12 15:38  

#2  Lol, Excaliber - interesting analogy... pretty sharp, heh.
Posted by: .com   2006-11-12 15:20  

#1  Steyn is right. The question is how do we convince the rest of us Hobbits he is right? Mordor is a long way off, the pipe-weed is good - even if we can't smoke it in pubs any more, and, besides, half the Southfarthing thinks Gondor had it coming.

The irony of all this is that it is only we warmongers who understand that Mordor could win this thing. I can't speak for the rest of you folks but I don't think the Elves are going to take me with them when they leave.

/LOTR
Posted by: Excalibur   2006-11-12 15:16  

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