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Great White North
Burqa-wearing robber cleans out jewellery store
2006-11-22
As if there was already not enough of an uproar over the burqa and the niqab, the robbery of a Canadian jewellery store by a burqa-clad man can only increase apprehensions about the attire being defended by its adherents in the name of Islam. The incident occurred in the Toronto suburb of Bramption. Abdul Rasheed Khalid, a Pakistani-Canadian was alone in his jewellery store filling the display cases with gold rings and necklaces when two people, one wearing a head-to-toe black burqa, appeared outside his locked door, according to the newspaper, Toronto Star.

“Salamu alaikum,” the 58-year-old storeowner said after pushing the entry buzzer, believing them to be a Muslim couple. There was no reply, and seconds later the pair, both men, forced him at gunpoint to a back room where he was bound with duct tape and hit several times. Then his store was cleaned out. Khalid caught a glimpse of the crooks. He thinks they were Pakistani or Indian.
Posted by:Fred

#10  He thinks they were Pakistani or Indian

Or Indian. Riiight.
Posted by: gorb   2006-11-22 17:27  

#9  Burqa-wearing robber cleans out jewellery store

Burka Boy

Her brow is uni-bold
Her lips a decieving lie
Her hands are always cold
She got Ma Barker eyes

She'll turn her music on you
You won't geta chance to think twice
She's pure as a 'Frisco guy
She's got Ma Barker eyes

And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
all the better to decieve you
She precocious
and she knows just
what it takes to make a pro blush
She's got Jerry Lewis stand-off sighs
She's got Ma Barker eyes

She'll steal into your home
It whets her appetite
She'll steal your CPU unless its olde
She's got Ma Barker eyes

She'll take your gold
Roll you like you were dice
Until you come up blue
She's got Ma Barker eyes

She'll expose you
When she snows you
Off your feet with the crumbs she throws you
She's ferocious
and she knows just what it takes
to make a pro blush
All the boys think she's a lie
She's got Ma Barker eyes

And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
all the better just to decieve you
She's precocious
and she knows just
what it takes to make a pro blush
All the boys think she's a lie
She's got ma Barker eyes

She will tease you
She'll unease you
Just to please you
She's got Ma Barker eyes

She'll expose you
When she snows you
She knows you
She's got Ma Barker eyes
Posted by: RD   2006-11-22 11:59  

#8  From a Pak? Boy, wouldn't that be a first!
Posted by: Fred   2006-11-22 10:15  

#7  For a minute, I was expecting to read that Khalid "was alone in his jewellery store filling the display cases with gold rings and necklaces when he said "fuck it" and decided to rob his own store."

And with the help of a coupla burqa-ed buddies, perhaps that's exactly what happened. Insurance fraud, anyone?
Posted by: exJAG   2006-11-22 10:09  

#6  Police artist have released this sketch.

Posted by: Shipman   2006-11-22 09:01  

#5  Lol Excaliber! I recall that Soddy has the same problem of bad-guys-in-drag. It's a muzzie thing, we wouldn't understand.
Posted by: Spot   2006-11-22 08:49  

#4  This is only part of the broad spectrum of robberies that make of Canada's rich cultural tapestry.
Posted by: Excalibur   2006-11-22 07:47  

#3  Any crook can wear a burqa. When a large number of 'em get on the bandwagon, perhaps "real" Muslims will abandon the garb altogether. Or so we can hope.
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2006-11-22 06:17  

#2  Can't wait for the police sketch.
Posted by: ed   2006-11-22 02:26  

#1  Oh gawd, that's so hysterically funny I damn near fell off the chair. What irony. So richly deserved.
Posted by: SpecOp35   2006-11-22 02:24  

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