A group of Natives gather on a rocky cliff. Below they see a ship pulling up to shore. Even at this distance, they can see that these visitors are not from the local area. Chief Killthebear looks at his Indians. “There goes the neighborhood.”
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Captain James Seymour watches as his men drag the rowboat to the shore. He and his men look up to see a waiting squad of Native natives.
Captain: Oh, look. Valet parking.
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RTWT. Teach it to your children. It's more entertaining than the truth and probably closer than what they're teaching in Public Schools today.