In the world of criminals making things all too easy for the cops, a brave new trend-setter has emerged — in the form of a woman calling the police to report that her marijuana stash was tampered with.The unidentified 38-year-old woman from Oak Park, Michigan, called the police November 16 with concerns that the pot she was smoking had other chemicals.
Lt. Mike Pousak of the Oak Park police said, “When our officers got to the house she told them she believed the marijuana she had been smoking was laced with something other than marijuana.”
According to authorities, the womanÂ’s daughter also said that her mother was becoming suspicious that her house had demons in it.
| At that point, I think most people would decide to stop smoking that stuff and join a health club. |
But answering the question about whether other drug users might like to take advantage of the cops’ helpful Pot Checking While U Wait service, Lt. Poulak suggested, “Not unless they want to be charged.” The woman is now facing a possession-of-marijuana charge.
Almost as sharp as a bowling ball.
| You'll be sorry you scoffed when she's carried off by demons. |