KYLIE Minogue's Ummm... Heard of her. Vaguely. A singer?
partner, Olivier Martinez,
Never heard of him...
has been photographed out on the town in Paris with model, actress and author Sarai Givati,
Who?
a British newspaper reported today.
Why would it do that?
The Sunday Mirror said 24-year-old Givati spent three days in Paris with the Frenchman, who has not been seen in public with Minogue since October 13.
So they're shacked up at a 2-star hotel, frequenting dives where the clientele speaks funny French, the wine tastes like horse whizz, and the entertainment consists of smutty baggy pants comedians, Apache dancers, and torch singers with lipstick on their teeth and withered cleavage displayed to declining advantage in cheap evening gowns. And I'm concerned with this because...?
The Australian pop princess is performing in her homeland on her comeback tour following her recovery from breast cancer.
Oh, I see. Ollie lacks both class and discretion. In precisely which way does that make him unique? Or even interesting?
A spokesman for Minogue said the pop star and Martinez were still a couple.
Just not a very close couple. In a month or so he'll be double dating with Fed-Ex. It remains to be seen whether Kylie will be running around with no underpants with the likes of Paris Hilton.