Islam Cannot Be Defeated, Says Abdullah| Sure - it can be eradicated, just like any other infectious pathogen. Just gotta kill off the carriers, the hosts, and the infected asshats who refuse treatment. Oh, and take the nest away. |
But watch out for Jooos! They will do stuff, terrible stuff, nasty stuff, they are behind every bush - wait, we don't have bushes, um - except for those nasty ones with the biting flies (heh), I mean rock! They are behind every Bad Thing! They are Jooos!
King Abdullah made the remarks while receiving Interior Minister Prince Naif, who is the chairman of the Supreme Commission for Naif Ibn Abdul Aziz Al-Saud International Prize for Sunnah and Contemporary Islamic Studies, and the commission members at Al-Yamamah Palace in Riyadh.
I receive you, oh Half-Brother! (Cue TV cameras!)
“Islam is currently under attack, but its sons are capable of defending it with their faith and morals. You will certainly emerge victorious by the grace of God,” the king said and praised Muslims for their strong faith in God and their religion. “I congratulate every Muslim for his adherence to Islam. This is a faith that will not face any danger at all.”
No, of course not! Except for Jooos!
King Abdullah urged all Muslims to join their hands in the fight against deviants. “I am sorry to say that some members of this deviant group are our children but they are enticed by Satan,” he said, referring to Al-Qaeda sympathizers in the Kingdom.
Right hands only! Now join up in a big circle, oh, wait, can't do that with only one hand, um... The Jooos did it! I blame the Joos!
The Interior Ministry recently announced the arrest of 136 militants plotting to carry out terrorist operations inside the country.
Oh Allan, save us - deviants! Prolly Jooos!
Abdullah also praised Prince Naif for his efforts to promote research and studies on the Sunnah of the Prophet (peace be upon him). “It is the duty of every Muslim to support the Sunnah,” he added.And Research! Research our unchanging 1400 year old Islam, Dear Half-Brother! More research is needed!
The Supreme Commission of the Prize had chosen King Abdullah as the recipient of the prize in appreciation of his many efforts in the service of Islam and Muslims, particularly the initiative he had taken to hold an emergency summit of the Organization of the Islamic Conference in Makkah.
Wow - who'da thunk it! The King Wins! Wotta Guy! Best Janitor in the Sunnah, the Ummah, in all of Islam!
During the meeting Prince Naif presented a certificate, citation and shield to the king.
Behold, Dear Half-Brother! The Certificate! Untouched by Jooos!
Earlier, Prince Saud ibn Naif, deputy chairman of the commission, thanked the king for his support to the prize. “Your Majesty has said earlier that this prize is a blessed addition to Saudi Arabia’s efforts in the service of Islam and Muslims,” Saud recalled. The prize was distributed to its winners by Crown Prince Sultan on Sunday during a ceremony attended by Saudi and foreign dignitaries.
Thank you for supporting The Prize! Surprise! We award you with it! Circle-jerk!
The Prophet’s Sunnah Prize was awarded to Basim Al-Jawabra, a Jordanian national, for his research titled “Infidelity Charges in the Light of the Prophet’s Sunnah.”
Who? Jawabra... Sounds like Jooo! Where's al Bishi!
In the same category, another prize was given to Saudi national Nawal Al-Eid for her research paper titled: “The Rights of Women in the Prophet’s Sunnah.”
Eid? Eid?!!? Oh, it's only a woman. Research? You're joking with the King? Hurry up. Next!
Mohammad Waqiallah Ahmed, a Sudanese national, won the Contemporary Islamic Studies Prize for his research titled: “Islam in Current Western Curricula — Review and Criticism.” The winners were selected from 306 research papers submitted to the jury.
Ah - more Research stuff! Wonderful! Sudan? Wha? Move along.