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w00t! -- Shooting Resumes, Gaza Cease-Fire Ends
2006-12-18
EXTRA GIT UR POP CORN! CIVIL WAR READ ALL ABOUT IT!
GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip (AP) -- Palestinian gunmen waged a street battle outside the residence of Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas around dawn Monday, dashing hopes that an overnight truce would bring quiet to the Gaza Strip.
Hot Buttered Pop Corn and Beer @ RB sideboard
Elsewhere, the bullet-riddled body of a top security officer affiliated with Fatah, Col. Adnan Rahmi, was discovered in northern Gaza several hours after he disappeared, Palestinian medical officials and his family said. No group took responsibility, but Rahmi's family blamed Hamas for the killing.
heh no one blamed it on Bush....yet.
The violence persisted throughout the night, with Hamas and Fatah gunmen waging battles in the northern Gaza town of Jebaliya, near the home of a Fatah strongman in Gaza, and outside the Gaza parliament building. Hamas militants also clashed with Abbas' bodyguard unit outside his Gaza home.
warms the cockles don't it
A French reporter, 46-year-old Didier Francois of the newspaper Liberation, was shot in the leg during the day's violence, according to his newspaper.
heh bonus warmth!
Egyptian mediators and small Palestinian factions worked all day to broker an agreement between the two sides, and a truce was announced at a press conference in Gaza City after midnight.
LOL, experts
Tawfik Abu Khoussa, a Fatah official, said earlier that his group had agreed to the deal and was working to rein in its forces. Fatah issued a statement calling on its fighters not to fire unless there is a serious threat on their lives. However, the statement also accused Hamas of trying to overthrow Abbas.
It's true, spread the werd.
Posted by:RD

#28  
They can only wish they could shot like girls.
Posted by: Elmert Crosh5077   2006-12-18 21:36  

#27  I'd no idea you had such a lovely voice, Barbara -- so well fitted to the lyrics! ;-)

No artistically carved vegetables, SteveS, just carrot sticks and such with homemade blue cheese dip. I made radish roses once, but they never opened properly in the bowl of ice water, so I gave up on the whole idea. I do hope you will forgive me. ;-)
Posted by: trailing wife   2006-12-18 21:04  

#26  I believe West Virginia has a target shooting team that is co-ed.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2006-12-18 20:28  

#25  I could go for some Milk Duds.
Posted by: Shipman   2006-12-18 17:59  

#24  You shoot like little grrlz.
hey come on,
.com, I've been known to be a pretty good shot.
Posted by: Jan from work   2006-12-18 16:54  

#23  Geez, I'm popping as fast as I can!

My extra industrial poppers are on backorder and not expected until the first of next year.

Still, in the spirit of Rantburgers everywhere, I soldier on, even singing while I work.

(Cue music)

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Civil War

Ev'rywhere Abbas goes;

Take a look in the Hamas ten, esploding once again

With Toyota trucks and bomb factories aglow.... ô

:-D
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2006-12-18 15:09  

#22  Hey, we *love* crudities, tw. Although, we usually dress them up with a little lipstick and try to pass them off as rants. Or are you talking about those little arty vegetables?
Posted by: SteveS   2006-12-18 15:01  

#21  I think Fred has a popcorn farm behind the O Club, Ebbang Uluque6305. We can pop it as long as they have tools with which to harm one another. Oh, and I put a traditional vegetable & dip platter on the sideboard for those who prefer crudites to cholesterol. ;-)
Posted by: trailing wife   2006-12-18 13:48  

#20  I hope you guys have a lot of popcorn because this is gonna take a while. Even though they don't know anything but fighting, I'm afraid they don't even know that very well and are really just no good at it. My prediction is a long, low level war comprised mostly of inconclusive shoot outs and the occaisional assasination. They may get down to committing suicide bombings against each other but I seriously doubt if either side has what it takes for the kind of organized, all out, pitched battles that will actually decide anything. Ugly and messy, yes. Decisive, no. Just a prolonged blood feud between uncivilized barbarians.

Egyptian mediators? This could go on for a long, long time.
Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305   2006-12-18 12:53  

#19  a perfect fit for the gangs of Gaza and their supporters in the media.
Gee Officer Krupke!
Posted by: 3dc   2006-12-18 12:04  

#18  The MSM does not cover the Gaza Festivities™ because they are considered intermural sports. They only cover big leage sports, like the Paleostinians vs. the Israelies, or Al Qaeda vs. The Great Satan.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2006-12-18 11:21  

#17  Looking forward to 3,456th holliest ceasefire at some point in the future.
Posted by: twobyfour   2006-12-18 10:19  

#16  ...dashing hopes that an overnight truce would bring quiet to the Gaza Strip.

Hey, man's gotta sleep. Look for another one tonight.
Posted by: tu3031   2006-12-18 09:36  

#15  Let us hope their aim is good when shooting at each other and crappy when shooting at Israelies.
Posted by: DarthVader   2006-12-18 09:33  

#14  At this point it's almost as good as when Iran and Iraq went to war. Ah warm smiles and extra melted butter.

No real MSM coverage because the Joos and Bush aren't in the picture. After all the porKoranimals never shed other Mooselimb blood, Allen would not be pleased. Nor for that matter CBS, NYT, CNN, ABC, NBC...

Basically it's the worthless Gazanians fufilling Muhamhead's promises of killing to instill a Caliph? I don't know and at this time I don't care. Pass the salt I'm getting up for a beer and an extra VCR tape. I don't want to miss this one!
Posted by: Icerigger   2006-12-18 08:27  

#13  why should anyone be surprised? if they believe violence will solve problems with Israel, it's a short jump to believing violence is the solution for any problem.
Posted by: PlanetDan   2006-12-18 08:17  

#12  Here's a thought:

When we have the first Jihadi sucidial-homicidal booming against Al-Fatah, then the corner will really have been turned in the Paleo Civil War.

For now, piss-poor shooting, maybe, just maybe the occasional RPG, does not suffice.
Posted by: Lancasters Over Dresden   2006-12-18 08:15  

#11  Allan still helping those who just can't help themselves.
Posted by: Seafarious   2006-12-18 08:02  

#10  Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
Posted by: Anonymoose   2006-12-18 07:44  

#9  It looks like we're getting our money's worth from Secretary Rice's donation.

/Is our current government truly that cynical?
Posted by: trailing wife   2006-12-18 07:40  

#8  Habitual gun sex leads to itchy trigger finger syndrome . Weening this lot off guns is an impossible task . Lock down all border crossings and let them 'boil in a bag'.
Posted by: MacNails   2006-12-18 06:16  

#7  Looks like they obey cease-fires with each other about as well as the ones with Israel.
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2006-12-18 06:11  

#6  heh that truce sure held didin't it. I am still using the mini bags of mircowave popcorn at this point.
Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom   2006-12-18 06:07  

#5  Like I said, who wants to bet that this isn't one of the final showdowns over which faction is finally recognized as the genuine receptacle valid recipient of foreign aid?

Let's all hope that this will settle their hash (as it were). A final degeneration of the enduring Palestinian conflict into a classic internecine bit of Muslim bloodshed would go a long way towards making the outside world understand where so much of the blame lies.
Posted by: Zenster   2006-12-18 05:38  

#4  More...
Gaza violence continues
Posted by: .com   2006-12-18 04:43  

#3  
Posted by: Zenster   2006-12-18 04:30  

#2  As long as the popcorn is salty and not sweet, pass it on over.

for some bizarre reason, Chinese people always eat popcorn with sugar on it
Posted by: gromky   2006-12-18 04:30  

#1  So much ammo, so many guns, so many targets, so little satisfaction.

C'mon you inept wankers! You shoot like little grrlz.
Posted by: .com   2006-12-18 04:17  

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