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Not the best translation, but you get the gist
2006-12-21
Small Saoudi soon électroniqués with portable coran "INTEL inside"

For better preparing the future jihadists who go coraniquer the whole world, moving back in front of no expenditure, the Saoudi government made develop by firm INTEL, a computer 100% Koranic.

Here thus an excellent news !

The dream, a computer with the coran of all, which only can, and only that you to put at the coran !

Thus thanks to modern technologies, the Saoudi and the other mohamerdists who will use this portable coraniquor, will be more quickly, better and more deeply stunned.

More no sourate will be foreign for them. None of them will be able to more deny the innumerable calls with the meutres, massacres and other jokes, which abound in the best-seller with the camel driver paedophile.

Something could let think that it is still a blow of Mossad... Processors INTEL are designed and developed in Israel. A similar bargain, was not necessary especially to let it pass. CHEER INTEL !

Original French source:

http://www.clubic.com/actualite-67196-INTEL-COMPUTER-STUDY-CORAN.HTML

(also not the best translation)
Posted by:Anonymoose

#7  mohamerdists!!!

Priceless! ;-)
Posted by: twobyfour   2006-12-21 19:31  

#6  Designed and built by infidels. Is it worthy of storing the bits representing the holy coran? Does it count as a coran when you are seething and waving it around in the air over your turban as an excuse to act like a savage? Can the unclean touch the coraniquer and and no seething will be necessary?

Inquiring minds want to know. :-)
Posted by: gorb   2006-12-21 17:00  

#5  tu,
This sounds like the guy on the Citi card commercials - "Wery, wery rewarding!!"

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2006-12-21 11:55  

#4  Lol. How'd you know I was hankerin' for some hash with my aigs? Lol.
Posted by: .com   2006-12-21 10:34  

#3  Also includes a secret decoder ring.
Posted by: SR-71   2006-12-21 10:31  

#2  Who wrote this? Borat?
Posted by: tu3031   2006-12-21 10:09  

#1  Intel, Partners to Make Electronic Quran
Now with a 3GHz Mecca pointing compass. Of course all the materials have the Wahabi stamp of approval.
Posted by: ed   2006-12-21 10:07  

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