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Britney: Finds a new K-Fed?
2007-01-13
(Xinhuanet) -- Britney Spears is dating 25-year-old male model and actor Issac Cohen who is a look-a-like of her estranged husband Kevin Federline, according to U.S. media reports. Britney was spotted in Cohen's company several times, including her cruise around Marina del Ray, California this past weekend, on a private powerboat. The couple were also seen enjoying each other's company at the W Hotel's Whiskey Blue bar, in Los Angeles, on Sunday night.

Cohen appeared to have adopted Federline's rapper-gangster image, sporting fashionable stubble and wearing low-slung jeans and a bandana.
Cohen appeared to have adopted Federline's rapper-gangster image, sporting fashionable stubble and wearing low-slung jeans and a bandana. Cohen's agent at LA Models, Brandi Lord, has confirmed the romance to American publication People saying the couple's relationship began "recently...within the last month. He's got a great heart and a good family, and he was raised well. He's a gentleman."

According to Cohen's MySpace account, he calls himself Eyezik, he is from California and went to Taft high school and dropped out of California State University after his first year. Just last month, Britney was seen hanging out and more, with her record producer, Jonathan "JR" Rottem, but it looks like it didn't last.

Spears married Federline after a six-month courtship in 2004. In January that year, she married childhood friend Jason Alexander in Las Vegas, and annulled that marriage after 55 hours. Spears and Federline officially got divorced in November 2006.
Posted by:Fred

#10  That's industrial grade snark.
Posted by: badanov   2007-01-13 23:22  

#9  ...dropped out of California State University after his first year...

Guess Brit just got tired of starting relationships that always ended when the guys went off to Oxford on those Rhodes Scholarships...
Posted by: RIcky bin Ricardo (Abu Babaloo)   2007-01-13 23:12  

#8  I have to admit, I used to find Britney hot though most of her music sucked (her videos were interesting though), but now I just look and all I see is some washed-up trailer trash whore.

She's not as good looking as some washed up trailer trash whores I've seen.

She's not as good looking as some non washed up trailer trash whores I've seen.

She's nowehere near as good looking as some porn stars I've seen and Lord knows they're whores.

All I see when I look at Britney nowadays is trash. Unfortunately, trash with money. Hell, we get better looking stuff off any internet porn site these days.

Posted by: FOTSGreg   2007-01-13 17:41  

#7  Moose, I doubt they will have kids. He's 25. I don't think he has any interest in raising some other losers children. I think he just wanted to tear up a MILF for a while. Since he's Jewish, his guilt will get the best of him and he'll move on.
Posted by: Mike N.   2007-01-13 14:03  

#6  All the Mamas and Grandmamas blame the other party for the resulting fiasco of course, Anonymoose.
Posted by: trailing wife   2007-01-13 12:42  

#5  So what normally happens when a girl from Brithney Shpears background marries a nice Jewish boy? If they have a baby, will it be an Eskimo?
Posted by: Anonymoose   2007-01-13 09:56  

#4  Yeah! SPoD what's the word? I live for this stuff man.
Posted by: Shipman   2007-01-13 09:04  

#3  Sounds like Jamie Kennedy in "Malibu's Most Wanted"

Brad Gluckman (calls himself B-Rad) - a gangsta wannabe livin' in Malibu - the "Bu"

it was pretty funny. I'll bet Eyezik is too.
Posted by: PlanetDan   2007-01-13 08:37  

#2  Taft High, huh? SPOD know him?
Posted by: Frank G   2007-01-13 07:43  

#1  Baptist tramp.
Posted by: Free Radical   2007-01-13 01:28  

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