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Afghanistan
Taliban commander seized in Afghanistan
2007-01-17
A prominent Taliban commander has been captured by NATO-led troops in southern Afghanistan. The militant leader, who has not yet been identified, was detained during a raid by NATO and Afghan troops on a compound in Helmand province, the alliance said on Wednesday. According to a NATO spokesman, the commander led insurgents in the volatile Panjwaii district of Kandahar province, said NATO spokesman Squadron Leader Dave Marsh. "This seizure of a Taliban commander once again shows that there is nowhere to hide for insurgent leaders," Marsh said.

Most of Canada's roughly 2,500 troops serving in Afghanistan are stationed in Kandahar province. Last summer, NATO forces staged Operation Medusa, the largest ground offensive in the alliance's history, in the region. The capture appears to be a victory for NATO forces, said CTV's Paul Workman, reporting from Kandahar. "NATO hasn't given us a name yet and details are really quite vague, but they seem to believe they've arrested a regional commander, somebody who may have been involved in directing attacks against Canadian forces, we don't know, but they believe certainly against NATO forces," Workman told CTV Newsnet.

The alliance said the commander was fleeing another NATO campaign in the region when he was captured in the Gereshk district of Helmand province.
"Curly-toed slippers don't fail me... ummm... now..."
"Stick 'em up, hoser!"
"Whut?... Say! Are those mukluks?"
"Goin' somewhere, eh?"
Marsh said alliance authorities are convinced the man is a regional commander that NATO forces have been watching for a long time. The raid came a day after Afghan agents arrested Mohammad Hanif, a purported Taliban spokesman, near the border with Pakistan. Hanif is one of two spokesmen who often contacts journalists on behalf of the militia. He was arrested at the border town of Torkham on Monday after crossing from Pakistan, said Sayed Ansari, the spokesman for Afghanistan's intelligence service. Two people traveling with Hanif also were detained, Ansari said.

Earlier accounts by Noor Agha Zooak, a spokesman for the governor of the Nangarhar province where the arrest took place, claimed that Hanif and his two companions were detained in a raid at a house further from the border crossing. It was not immediately clear what caused the discrepancy in the accounts. Zooak said Hanif was being questioned by intelligence agents in Nangarhar's capital, Jalalabad.
"Aaaaaiiiieee! I know nothing! Nothing!"
"Nothing, eh? Give him a dose of the plumber's helper, Mahmoud!"
"No, no!"
[PLUNGE!]
Weapons, cell phones and other documents, which were shown to journalists in Jalalabad on Wednesday, were also recovered.
"Really, sahib! They are not mine! Somebody left them here!"
[PLUNGE!]
"Aaaaaiiiiieeee!"
Hanif used to convey statements purportedly from Taliban leader Mullah Omar and comment on fighting in the north, center and east of the country.
"Mahmoud! My knuckle dusters!"
Another purported Taliban spokesman, Qari Yousef Ahmadi, confirmed Hanif's arrest in a phone call from Peshawar an undisclosed location, but said that the Taliban's governing body already has appointed Zadiullah Mujahid as his replacement.
"Okay, Zadiullah! Into the barrel wit' yez!"
Western and Afghan officials have claimed a number of recent successes against top Taliban officials, including a U.S.-led coalition airstrike that killed Mullah Akhtar Mohammad Osmani, a key associate of Omar and the highest-ranking Taliban leader killed by the U.S.-led coalition since the late 2001 invasion of Afghanistan. The Taliban has stepped up its attacks in the past year, and roughly 4,000 people have been killed in violence related to the insurgeny, according to a count by The Associated Press.
Most of them, of course, were Talibs. And the majority seem to have been bumped off by Canucks.
Posted by:Grose Elmaviling1849

#9  Testicular torsion, 'moose? A "Venture Brothers" fan, or just lucky on a Google search?
Posted by: Rob Crawford   2007-01-17 18:11  

#8  Love the inline, eh?.
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2007-01-17 14:53  

#7  "Truncheon Team Gamma, report to cellblock Yellow Knife. Repeat, Truncheon Team Gamma, report to cellblock Yellow Knife. This is not a drill!"
Posted by: Seafarious   2007-01-17 13:53  

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Posted by: Anonymoose   2007-01-17 13:22  

#5  What i love about this site (Rantburg) is that we know the truth whilst others cover up for whatever reason.We have known for years that Omar was being protected by the ISI and living in Quetta.An undercover operation in Quetta is a must to take these cronies out!!!

I watched a documentary in the UK the other night-Undercover Mosque which for most shocked people but from reading this site for the last two years I was not shocked as i knew the truth!!!!

This site should be main mainstream as we need to spread the word to the masses-Pakistan and Saudi are Sunni enemies of the West And Iran and Syria are the Shia enemies of the West!!!!

Posted by: Ebbolump Glomotle9608   2007-01-17 13:18  

#4  This from Hanif's interrogation: Taleban leader Mullah Omar is living in Quetta, Pakistan under the protection of its ISI intelligence agency, video was distributed today by the Afghan intelligence agency to the media. Pakistan has denied it.

ISI spokesman: "Mullah Omar? No no, of course we're not hiding him! The one-eyed guy in Quetta? Uh, that's uncle Omar! Yeah! He lost the eye in, uh, a goat-sex accident! Right!"
Posted by: Jonathan   2007-01-17 13:18  

#3  This from Hanif's interrogation: Taleban leader Mullah Omar is living in Quetta, Pakistan under the protection of its ISI intelligence agency, video was distributed today by the Afghan intelligence agency to the media. Pakistan has denied it.
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2007-01-17 12:53  

#2  Sounds like that fierce Afghan winter isn't having much effect on the Canadians.
Current conditions in Kabul 23 deg. F.
Current conditions in Ottawa 2 deg. below zero F.
Posted by: Glenmore   2007-01-17 12:52  

#1  Our Canuckian friends are acquitting themselves well on the battlefield. Should come in handy when they have to tackle Toronto's Infitada
Posted by: Frank G   2007-01-17 12:41  

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