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2007-01-27 |
Convict steals car to get back to jail DUBLIN, Jan 25 (Reuters Life!) - An Irish convict who stole a car to get back to prison after missing a weekend release deadline has been given a six month suspended jail sentence. Trevor Doyle, 25, grabbed the vehicle after falling asleep on a bus and overshooting his stop near Shelton Abbey open prison in Arklow on Ireland's southeast coast, Wexford district court officials said Thursday. The court, which would not reveal the man's prior conviction, also fined him 300 euros ($390) for failing to submit to a breathalyzer test. Q: Why did the Good Lord invent whiskey? A: To keep the Irish from ruling the world... |
Posted by:Free Radical |
#2 then he invented women to keep us from ruling our own house......begorrah! |
Posted by: Broadhead6 2007-01-27 12:59 |
#1 To keep the Irish from ruling the world... Well, Fred, it did keep Teddy out of the Whitehouse. |
Posted by: GK 2007-01-27 10:53 |