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#5: Anna Nicole's bodyguard throws his hat in the ring!
2007-02-14
He claims to be Anna Nicole's secret lover, and now, in this “Extra” world exclusive, a heartbroken Alexander Denk drops a bombshell about Baby Dannielynn’s real father and Anna’s secret medical condition that may have caused her death.

More at link. Don't want to waste Fred's electrons. Make sure the volume is down if you're at work.
Posted by:gorb

#12  How come under all these stories about ANS and her baby they have that clown-idiot Dennis Kucinich? Is it possible he is the father?

Check her ears! :-)
Posted by: gorb   2007-02-14 18:03  

#11  it waz me
it waz me
it waz me
weeeeeeeeee
Posted by: horny gerbil   2007-02-14 13:18  

#10  Oh, I am so, soooo glad this bitch is dead...
Posted by: Astronaut Lisa Nowak   2007-02-14 12:35  

#9  As someone said a few days ago, wuldn't me, I don't like standing in long lines.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2007-02-14 12:31  

#8  Would folks make false claims for the sake of publicity if they knew beyond a shadow of a doubt the baby was not theirs?

If they all have a legit claim I must presume that 9 months before her baby was born Anna Nicole was one randy girl.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2007-02-14 11:53  

#7  How come under all these stories about ANS and her baby they have that clown-idiot Dennis Kucinich? Is it possible he is the father?
Posted by: Jack is Back   2007-02-14 11:39  

#6  I want to go on record as saying I am pretty sure I am NOT the father of Ms. Smith's baby.
Posted by: Cyber Sarge   2007-02-14 10:29  

#5  ...entitled "Whose Your Daddy?"
Sheesh... just when I think this whole spectacle couldn't get any worse, then it goes and does it.
Posted by: Sgt. Mom   2007-02-14 10:21  

#4  I'm looking forward to A Very Special Episode of the Montel Williams show...
Posted by: Seafarious   2007-02-14 09:53  

#3  Nah, it's either me or .com.
Really, I mean why would I make it up?
Posted by: Spot   2007-02-14 09:01  

#2  Somewhere, the creator of My Two Dads is chuckling softly.
Posted by: Mike   2007-02-14 08:59  

#1  My money's still on the guy in the hat.
Posted by: Fred   2007-02-14 07:55  

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