Police: Woman ties up lover, drinks his blood
You get the greatest stories on the day after Valentines Day...
Tiffany Sutton apparently wanted to drink up her lover on Valentine's Day - literally, authorities said.
Honey, I've got a surprise for you...
Police early this morning arrested Sutton, who they believe may have tricked her acquaintance into having "kinky sex" so she could drink his blood. The victim, 45, and Sutton, 23, were lying in bed naked at early Wednesday when Sutton asked if he wanted to be tied up and he consented, police said.
Oh-oh...wrong move.
But that's when Sutton reportedly pulled out a knife and cut the victim's leg, police said. Sutton reportedly told him that she "likes to drink blood" and made several cuts to his upper body, police said.
It's okay. Really. I do this all the time...
He also said Sutton drank a "little bit" of his blood, police said.
You gonna finish that?
He was able to break free, run out of his home, but Sutton reportedly followed with a pickaxe, police said.
Well, that clinches it. This bitch is crazy!
The victim passed out before his friend found him covered in blood called the police, police said. The unidentified friend also saw Sutton covered in a blanket with no injuries, police said.
I'll cut ya, man! I'll cut ya!
"She made very few statements, alludes to the fact that it was a very consensual encounter," said Sgt. Mike Horn, a Tempe police spokesman. "He admitted they were drinking and doing drugs."
Not just consensual, but "very consensual". Oh, I hope this is on "Cops".
The victim and Sutton were good acquaintances. Sutton is a transient who had been staying with the victim for two days in the 1000 Block of South Lola Lane, near Apache Boulevard and Loop 101 in a shed behind an unoccupied residence, according to what he had told police. Sutton told police she had been living there.
Sounds like he might've mistook her for Paris Hilton...
The victim was taken to a local hospital with non-life threatening injuries and Sutton was booked into Maricopa County Jail on suspicion of aggravated assault, police said.
...and ruining the mood.