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Revealed: Britney's 'recovery experience'
2007-02-25
Gourmet meals, masseuses, private rooms with fireplace and a view of one of the world's most exclusive beaches are what greeted Britney Spears when she checked in to try and regain control of her dysfunctional life.

Malibu is one of the capitals of high-end detox. There are about 25 rehab centres with inviting names such as Harmony Place, Renaissance and Cliffside. The Promises website pledges an "unparalleled recovery experience" and refers to itself as the choice of executives and government officials in addition to celebrities.
Her latest temporary home, the Promises Residential Treatment Center, boasts such alumni as Ben Affleck, Charlie Sheen and Diana Ross. Treatment does not come cheap. A 30-day stay is $48,000 (£24,500), which buys a personal trainer, beautician, tennis courts, two pools and riding nearby. The place is so up-scale that the chefs are not called that, but "recovery nutritionists".

Malibu is one of the capitals of high-end detox. There are about 25 rehab centres with inviting names such as Harmony Place, Renaissance and Cliffside. The Promises website pledges an "unparalleled recovery experience" and refers to itself as the choice of executives and government officials in addition to celebrities.

Steve Cron, a criminal defence attorney from Santa Monica, has visited numerous clients at Promises. "I've often said if I had nothing else to do and a substance abuse problem and had $40,000 lying around I'd go there for a vacation," he says. Then adds, judiciously: "All kidding aside, it's an outstanding programme."
And for a contrary opinion, see The Manolo.
Fred's not too sure he's willing to accept advice from someone who refers to himself in the 3rd person.
Posted by:Fred

#5  A 30-day stay ... which buys a personal trainer, beautician, tennis courts, two pools and riding nearby.

And a dozen bottles of Rogaine.
Posted by: DMFD   2007-02-25 22:09  

#4  Sounds like typical trailer park behavior to me, Pappy.....only difference is she has more money and both kids have the same daddy.
Posted by: Swamp Blondie   2007-02-25 18:02  

#3  Shaving one's head, exposing one's privates, clubbing at all hours whilst one's kids are with a nanny or the ex, getting tattooed, and beating on a car with an umbrella does not sound like a case of 'the angry'.

The Manolo may know the shoes, but nothing about the heels.
Posted by: Pappy   2007-02-25 15:59  

#2  "Spin Dry"
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2007-02-25 11:53  

#1  The Jonathan says, if only he could afford to bake his brains and then go on vacation to dry out. The rehab, she sounds like the crock of bullpuckey.
Posted by: Jonathan   2007-02-25 11:34  

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