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No men allowed on Iranian lake island.
2007-02-25
Iran is seeking to create a paradise for female tourists by turning an island on a north-western lake into a male-free zone, the press reported on Wednesday.
It's the fabled Island of Nekkid Wimmin!
All public transport, restaurants and facilities on the island -- on the gigantic Oroumiyeh lake close to the Turkish border -- will be staffed only by women, officials said. "The island of Arezou [Wish], one of the 102 islands in the Oroumiyeh lake, will be equipped especially for women," a municipal official in the West Azerbaijan province, identified only as Aghai, was quoted as saying by the Tehran Emrouz newspaper. "There will be no men on the island," he said.
"And there will be snap inspection tours by delegations of high-ranking holy men to make sure that's the case!"
"It will also boost tourism in the area."
The surrounding Men-only islands are expecting a rise in reservation levels, and the boat concessions are expecting their most profitable year ever.
I want the binoculars concession ...
The construction of hotels, small restaurants and medical centres under the management of women is one of the specifications for the island, the first such in the country, he said. The initiative has even been cleared by supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei's provincial representative, who declared that a women-only island is not against Islamic sharia law, the official said.
"Matter of fact, you're supposed to have them. It's in the Koran someplace. You could look it up."
Iran's Islamic codes strictly prohibit exposure of unveiled women to men. Iran has already partitioned parts of its southern and northern beaches as women-only zones where women can legally remove their headscarves and overcoats in freedom. In some cities, there are also special "women parks".
Posted by:Besoeker

#13  Will they tape "The View" there?
Posted by: Brett   2007-02-25 17:48  

#12  The same way I do, hit it w/the knife handle.
Posted by: anonymous2u   2007-02-25 15:47  

#11  But how will they open jars?
Posted by: DMFD   2007-02-25 14:34  

#10  Kind of like leash-free parks for dogs, isn't it?
Posted by: Thinemp Whimble2412   2007-02-25 12:31  

#9  With no men around, the first time a spider is sighted, it'll look like the Mariel boat lift...
Posted by: tu3031   2007-02-25 12:11  

#8  Welcome Mr Bond.

Posted by: Jesing Ebbease3087   2007-02-25 11:04  

#7  Isn't that where Wonder Woman was from?
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2007-02-25 11:04  

#6  The construction of hotels, small restaurants, and medical centres Bass Pro Shop, John Deere, Hooters, Great Alaskan Bush Co. under the management of women.
Posted by: Besoeker   2007-02-25 10:35  

#5  Wouldn't that be the famed island of Lesbos?
Posted by: anonymous5089   2007-02-25 10:23  

#4  It is understood Rosie O'Donnell is leading the financing syndicate.
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2007-02-25 09:48  

#3  Choke, gasp....BP, Coffee Alert™ is recommended.

Excellent!
Posted by: john   2007-02-25 09:45  

#2  I want to get the exclusive right to sell batteries there.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles in Blairistan   2007-02-25 08:42  

#1  Who is gonna cut the grass and take out the garbage?
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2007-02-25 08:40  

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