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India-Pakistan
Cheney delivers message to Perv
2007-02-27
The US vice-president, Dick Cheney, was dispatched to Pakistan yesterday to lend force to growing frustration at the country's failure to crack down on a resurgent Taliban operating in its remote border regions. The unannounced visit by Mr Cheney and the deputy director of the CIA, Steve Kappes, comes on the eve of an expected spring offensive by the Taliban, and follows charges from US and Nato commanders on the ground that the militia is using tribal areas of Pakistan as a haven and a base from which to launch their attacks.
Time's getting short, Perv, you clean up the mess or we will ...
Mr Cheney's brief visit was seen as a forceful expression of President George Bush's call this month for a new effort in Afghanistan, with an infusion of funds and US forces in the fight against the Taliban. The US has increased its forces in Afghanistan to 27,000 troops.
And unlike the Germans and Frenchies, ours are in the south next to the Brits and Canadians. And we have aircraft and artillery. Think about it, Perv ...
Mr Cheney used two hours of talks with Pakistan's president, General Pervez Musharraf, in Islamabad to impress on him the Bush administration's impatience for some evidence that Taliban supply routes are being disrupted, and that the hunt for al-Qaida has not gone cold.

"Cheney expressed US apprehensions of regrouping of al-Qaida in the tribal areas and called for concerted efforts in countering the threat," a statement from Gen Musharraf's office said. It said that Gen Musharraf had told Mr Cheney that Pakistan "had done the maximum" to crack down on Islamist extremists.
It's the new math; 'maximum' = 'zero'.
The New York Times reported yesterday not that you can really believe them but they're being quoted that Gen Musharraf has been warned that Congress, now under the control of the Democrats, could cut off funds to Pakistan unless it moves more decisively against elements of the Taliban operating in its border regions.

Pakistan's president has been under steady pressure from the Bush administration since he signed a treaty with tribal elders in Waziristan that saw government forces withdraw from the remote region. Critics, spearheaded by the Afghan leader, Hamid Karzai, said then that the deal created a haven for the Taliban in the lawless border lands - an impression that deepened when a Pakistani general said publicly that Osama bin Laden would not be put under arrest so long as he lived like a law-abiding citizen.
A law abiding citizen with lots of guns.
Pakistani officials quickly disavowed that statement.
Hokay, so arrest him.
They say they are being unfairly blamed for the failure of the Karzai government to exercise authority beyond Kabul, and that it is impossible to seal off entirely a border more than 1,200 miles long. The Waziristan deal, they argue, is not the root cause of the Taliban's return. "The bottom line is even if it is not working, it can't cause all the problems in Afghanistan," said one senior government official. "But if I would have to give a number I would say maybe 10% of the problem is Pakistan's problem."
Posted by:Steve White

#9  OP: Rantburgers can insert their personal response for Pervez, as long as it isn't obscene or may cause uncontrolled regurgitation.

Cheney: "Perv, old boy, you've got two options. You can either clean up this mess in the Tribal Areas, or you can go elk hunting with me in Wyoming. We don't use shotguns for elk-hunting. I'll be carrying a 30-06, and you'll be given a pop-gun. We'll give you until tomorrow to make your decision."

Perv, "Immana Immana Immana Immana Immana Immana Immana Immana surrender!"
Posted by: RD   2007-02-27 20:50  

#8  My favorite answer would be the famous Schwartzeneger "I'll Be Bock" With an army.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2007-02-27 20:49  

#7  Cheney: "Perv, old boy, you've got two options. You can either clean up this mess in the Tribal Areas, or you can go elk hunting with me in Wyoming. We don't use shotguns for elk-hunting. I'll be carrying a 30-06, and you'll be given a pop-gun. We'll give you until tomorrow to make your decision."
(Rantburgers can insert their personal response for Pervez, as long as it isn't obscene or may cause uncontrolled regurgitation. "Oy-vey!" works for me...)
Posted by: Old Patriot   2007-02-27 18:47  

#6  A dead fish wrapped in a bullet-proof vest?
Posted by: mojo   2007-02-27 15:14  

#5  I guess Perv didn't think it prudent to go hunting with Cheney.
Posted by: JohnQC   2007-02-27 14:57  

#4  Y'know, the aircraft emergency that forced the 'diversion' to Singapore last weekend must have gotten fixed awful good; I mean the VP is taking the Lo-o-o-ng way home. But with all these stops I wonder if they had to fly with only a partial fuel load, thus requiring all these stops????
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2007-02-27 14:20  

#3  Perv: "Dick, tell George that it was just business."
Cheney: "He knows that, Pervez."
Posted by: Jonathan   2007-02-27 13:43  

#2  Considering that they just tried to blow Cheney up, maybe he should revisit Perv on the way back home...
Posted by: tu3031   2007-02-27 08:35  

#1  Start by special force operations in Quetta and Carpert bombing in Waristan!!!!
Posted by: Ebbolump Glomotle9608   2007-02-27 06:06  

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