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| -Signs, Portents, and the Weather- | |
| UFO science key to halting climate change: former Canadian defense minister | |
| 2007-03-01 | |
| It's so friggin obvious... OTTAWA (AFP) - A former Canadian defense minister is demanding governments worldwide disclose and use secret alien technologies obtained in alleged UFO crashes to stem climate change, a local paper said Wednesday. He's "demanding"? What is he, a friggin Muslim... "I would like to see what (alien) technology there might be that could eliminate the burning of fossil fuels within a generation ... that could be a way to save our planet," Paul Hellyer, 83, told the Ottawa Citizen.
Alien spacecrafts would have traveled vast distances to reach Earth, and so must be equipped with advanced propulsion systems or used exceptional fuels, he told the newspaper. Such alien technologies could offer humanity alternatives to fossil fuels, he said, pointing to the enigmatic 1947 incident in Roswell, New Mexico -- which has become a shrine for UFO believers -- as an example of alien contact. Maybe there's even plans for a hybrid Gulfstream IV, whiich would get the peasants off of rich people's asses. What a boon to humanity that would be! "We need to persuade governments to come clean on what they know. Some of us suspect they know quite a lot, and it might be enough to save our planet if applied quickly enough," he said. Maybe. And maybe they have some anti-psychotic medications that might be of great interest to...someone like yourself? Hellyer became defense minister in former prime minister Lester Pearson's cabinet in 1963, and oversaw the controversial integration and unification of Canada's army, air force and navy into the Canadian Forces. He shocked Canadians in September 2005 by announcing he once saw a UFO. Well, at least they know what they're dealing with here then. | |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #14 I applaud the ma: He's demanding an imaginary solution to an imaginary problem. |
| Posted by: Ptah 2007-03-01 20:53 |
| #13 "former Canadian defense minister" As I said over at Tim Blair's, this would explain a lot. |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2007-03-01 16:15 |
| #12 The source of ALL global warming is blatantly obvious to any reader of Rantburg. It's all the hot air spewed by politicians around the world. While Washington, DC, has its share, the majority of hot air is currently being produced in Europe, primarily Belgium, and in any nation with a majority population of muslims. The solution is equally obvious, but can never be implemented due to the source. We can end global warming overnight by killing all the politicians (and former politicians) and the "leaders" of "muslim" groups, tribes, and nations. Since this is the ultimate in anti-Politically Correct behavior, it can only be implemented as a "final solution" to an otherwise unsolvable non-problem. |
| Posted by: Old Patriot 2007-03-01 16:04 |
| #11 Inter-Departmental Memo Subject: Wetwork To: Halliburton MIB Division Gentlemen, It has come to my attention that th aforementioned Canadian is making waves and suggesting that secret technologies obtained from OTE (Other Than Earth) sources be revealed so as to stem global climate change. This is definitely not in the best interests of our shareholders and OTE friends. Our interests clearly lie in a vested interest in keeping certain carbon-based fuel sources as the primary economic vehcile for the entire planet. Anyone who attempts to upset the apple cart of our carbon-based fuel economies or to reveal technologies that our OTE friends might have, inadvertently, provided during their many visits (and crash landings thereon) our friendly planet, represents a direct threat to our shareholder and OTE client financial assets. Thus, I am directing an immediate wetwork operation against the named individual. Thanks, Frank G Harraway Division Director, Halliburton OTE Visitor Coordinator, MIB Department PS. Please insure that our OTE observation teams continue their clandestine efforts at creating accidents using high frequency sound, microwave, and radio frequency broadcasts in order that our Salvage Division is kept busy scavenging crash sites. |
| Posted by: FOTSGreg 2007-03-01 15:46 |
| #10 He's a moron. Everybody knows that all we need to do is mass produce the flux capacitor. |
| Posted by: Mike N. 2007-03-01 15:29 |
| #9 one bloke said he saw one (please take with a pinch of salt, i did... it was on you tube) and that he was brought in by the government to work on it. Apparently it used as fuel element 115, which of there is only a few grams of in the world, so of what use this alien technology is with no fuel i don't know |
| Posted by: devilstoenail 2007-03-01 14:49 |
| #8 He would LIKE to see the alien tech? He was the former Defense Minister. Wouldn't the aliens "from out of space" have kept the Canadians in-the-loop? And wouldn't, by dint of his position, already seen it? |
| Posted by: eLarson 2007-03-01 14:11 |
| #7 It isn't clear to me that this dude is any more whacked out than AlGore. Really. |
| Posted by: Dave D. 2007-03-01 13:20 |
| #6 Nah...This guy's been talking to Art Bell and the KINGDOM OF NIGH!!!! |
| Posted by: ARMYGUY 2007-03-01 13:10 |
| #5 former Canadian Defense Minister, Paul Hellyer, 83, told the Ottawa Citizen We Should Use UFO science to halt climate change. UFO science = Utter False Ostentation, were already using it stupid! |
| Posted by: RD 2007-03-01 13:08 |
| #4 That's ridiculous, UFOs come from beneath the Earth. |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2007-03-01 12:56 |
| #3 I think Richard Branson is offering $25 mill for boffins to come up with an idea for climate change . This guy is on the money ! :p |
| Posted by: MacNails 2007-03-01 12:52 |
| #2 Cabin fever. Or maybe Seasonal Adaptive Disorder. Or maybe he's just friggin' bonkers. |
| Posted by: Jonathan 2007-03-01 12:40 |
| #1 Oooops, wrong place. Sorry... |
| Posted by: tu3031 2007-03-01 12:38 |