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Brithney Shpears attempted suicide in rehab, blah blaj
2007-03-04
BRITNEY Spears has flipped her lid in rehab, trying to hang herself with a bedsheet after screaming "I am the anti-christ" to frightened staff.

She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil's number "666" across her head.

Spears's manic behaviour has concerned relatives who once again fear for her safety, and has staff at the Promises Clinic in Malibu, California struggling to cope.

The former chart-topper's troubles have been revealed in Britain's News Of the World, which broke the exclusive story.

Within days of her suicidal behaviour, Spears - who was in and out of rehab before shaving her own head and later attacking a photographer's car with an umbrella - was begging estranged husband Kevin Federline not only for a reconciliation, but demanding she wanted to soon have another baby.

The ordeal began when she terrified staff by writing the number of the beast on her head and running around the clinic screaming, "I am the anti-christ!"

"The clinic people just didn't know what to do," a friend claimed.

The pop star then tried to hang herself with a bedsheet was but was found before she could hurt herself.
Posted by:Anonymoose

#12  The AntiChrist??? IONews, WND > JOHN EDWARDS > USA is NOT A CHRISTIAN NATION .... but a Nation of FAITH"; + LUCIANNE > TELEGRAPH.UK > Popularity of NON-DENOMINATIONAL? NON-CHURCH Spiritual/Healing ceremonies on the rise in Britain. Reminds me of a SIMPSONS >"And Lisa's wedding would never had broken off iff it had taken place inside the four walls of the Church, instead of outside surrounded in Nature's beauty", or something something to that effect.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2007-03-04 23:09  

#11  of course!
Posted by: Frank G   2007-03-04 19:38  

#10  I just noticed, Anonymoose lisps when he types! Hmmm.
Posted by: Chiper Threreger8956   2007-03-04 19:30  

#9  Methinks Chiper's been wanting to do that for a while, eh? :-)

Certainly! But for disciplinary purposes only! ;-)
Posted by: Chiper Threreger8956   2007-03-04 19:29  

#8  
Someone buy her a copy of this BOOK!
Posted by: Chiper Threreger8956   2007-03-04 19:27  

#7  #6 AA: "Am I going to Hell now?"

Take a number and get in line. ;-p
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2007-03-04 19:20  

#6   #4, really, all I can think of when I see those pictures is: Curtains Match Carpet

I am so shallow!! ;-)
Am I going to Hell now?
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839   2007-03-04 18:21  

#5  Mooses redemption all around! LOL! thanks!
Posted by: RD   2007-03-04 18:06  

#4  Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
Posted by: Anonymoose   2007-03-04 16:44  

#3  #1 "The clinic people just didn't know what to do," a friend claimed.

Turn her over someones knee and blister her ass! What Britney needs is a damn good spanking, maybe several.
Posted by Chiper Threreger8956


Methinks Chiper's been wanting to do that for a while, eh? :-)
Posted by: Frank G   2007-03-04 15:24  

#2  Well, maybe she is the Anti-Christ....

"It's just the whiskey talking, Lord, I swear it wasn't me..."
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2007-03-04 14:08  

#1  "The clinic people just didn't know what to do," a friend claimed.

Turn her over someones knee and blister her ass! What Britney needs is a damn good spanking, maybe several.
Posted by: Chiper Threreger8956   2007-03-04 13:11  

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