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Afghanistan
Afghan Soldiers Nab Taliban Big Wig at Checkpoint Dressed as Woman
2007-03-07
KABUL, Afghanistan — Afghan soldiers caught a senior Taliban commander at a checkpoint who was wearing a burqa, while NATO forces on Wednesday fought Taliban militants in the second day of the alliance's largest-ever offensive in Afghanistan. Mullah Mahmood, who is accused of helping the Taliban detonate homicide bombs, was caught Tuesday in Kandahar province while wearing the all-encompassing Islamic veil worn here by women, NATO said.
He was wearing crotchless lace undies, too.
Meanwhile, some 5,500 NATO and Afghan soldiers fought Taliban militants in southern Afghanistan's Helmand province, the world's biggest poppy-growing region. NATO hopes the operation can help establish security in a lawless region ruled by a Taliban shadow government and drug traffickers. "We've established a presence and in some areas it's a heavy presence, and we're trying to disrupt the Taliban's senior leadership in the area and try to separate them from trying to rally" the Taliban's locally recruited soldiers, said Col. Tom Collins, the spokesman for NATO's International Security Assistance Force. One British soldier and four Taliban fighters were killed on Tuesday, the operation's opening day.

On Wednesday, Afghan and U.S.-led coalition forces arrested a suspected Al Qaeda bomb expert and five other terrorist suspects in eastern Afghanistan. The U.S.-led coalition had information indicating "a suspected terrorist with strong ties to al-Qaida" and to a group that helped militants along Afghanistan's border region was inside an eastern Afghan compound near Jalalabad, it said. "The suspected terrorist was a (bomb-making) expert and logistics officer for the Tora Bora Front, which facilitates the movement of fighters from Pakistan to Afghanistan," the U.S. said. No shots were fired and no one was hurt during the raid.

Separately, U.S.-led coalition troops detained five men suspected of involvement in anti-government activities and "known terrorist groups," in the eastern city of Khost, the coalition said without elaborating. The troops uncovered a cache of grenades and armor-piercing rounds during their search, the statement said. No injuries occurred during the raid.

In southern Zabul province, Taliban militants attacked a police checkpoint and wounded four policemen Wednesday, said provincial police chief Abdul Ghafar. The militants fled after the attack, which occurred near Qalat, Zabul's capital.
Posted by:Steve

#20  Another Lion Pussy of Islam™ bites the dust. :-D
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2007-03-07 20:15  

#19  lol, Frank! Gotta love the 'merican, capitalistic way. Deflate their egos, and yet, make a killing in profits at the same time (I'ma sure it'd be a "back room" top seller in the ME)! What's not to like?
Posted by: BA   2007-03-07 19:57  

#18  perhaps a "Heroes of Islam" calendar with all the high-level mooks in burqas as centerfolds....it would be both scintillating spank material for the mosque and demoralizing to their Islamic Heroes™ image. You could even note stats, such as "killed 45 civilians, children and unarmed women" and hobbies: "likes smooth faced, olive-skinned boys, partial to thinner ones"
Posted by: Frank G   2007-03-07 18:06  

#17  I reckon he wants to be a woman. Cut off the excess appendages!
Posted by: twobyfour   2007-03-07 17:33  

#16  What do you call a cross dressing Mallah Mahmood?

A Muslim with an excuse.
Posted by: Icerigger   2007-03-07 16:18  

#15  Woot Woo!
Posted by: newc   2007-03-07 15:43  

#14  All these guys and Broadhead6 (live from Iraq) too? What a day to come back to the 'burg.
Posted by: BA   2007-03-07 13:24  

#13  Mullah Mahmood.. the shim-himshe what a moniker eh?
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tw, Capsu 78 too! making the rare appearance. ;-)
Posted by: RD   2007-03-07 12:33  

#12  We've missed you, Apostate dear. Welcome back.
Posted by: trailing wife   2007-03-07 12:09  

#11  ...who was wearing a burqa.

Not that there's anything wrong with that!
Posted by: Gratch Phusoling9287   2007-03-07 12:03  

#10  Unfortunately s/he, s/him whatever, was the most attractive burqua babe through the checkpoint all day.

Does this burqua make my ass look fat?
Posted by: Capsu 78   2007-03-07 11:26  

#9  PAPPY beat me to it.....EEE'S a LUMBERJACK!!
Posted by: ARMYGUY   2007-03-07 10:25  

#8  He's got the dress, all he needs is the operation.
Posted by: Apostate   2007-03-07 10:12  

#7  Oh, I'm a Taliban and I'm okay...
Posted by: Pappy   2007-03-07 09:42  

#6   Taliban commander at a checkpoint who was wearing a burqa..

Are we sure this wasn't an Afghan cross-dresser or drag queen? Spot on Mike K.
Posted by: JohnQC   2007-03-07 09:40  

#5  He's the director of the Taliban's GLBT outreach program.
Posted by: Mike   2007-03-07 09:40  

#4  Transtaliban?
Posted by: Perfesser   2007-03-07 09:31  

#3  Sounds like some kinda "honor" violation to me.
Shoot him in the head. For "honor".
Posted by: tu3031   2007-03-07 09:13  

#2  ...Ya know, for guys who hate women so much, they sure do enjoy dressing like them.

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2007-03-07 09:08  

#1  All they needed then was to secure a goat and take lots of pictures.
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2007-03-07 09:08  

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