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Idiot of the year day nomination
2007-03-08
Man Burns Genitals in 'Jackass' Stunt

EAU CLAIRE, Wis. — Attempts to do a movie stunt landed one man in the hospital with burned genitals and another facing criminal charges. The men were trying to do a stunt from one of the "Jackass" movies, in which a character lights his genitals on fire.
"I saw this cool movie, where a guy sets his wang on fire. Let's try it!"
Jared W. Anderson, 20, suffered serious burns to his hands and genitals, according to the criminal complaint. Randell D. Peterson, 43, who sprayed lighter fluid on Anderson and lit him on fire, was charged with felony battery and first-degree reckless endangerment Tuesday in Eau Claire County Court. Peterson?
His cousin, Kermit Dickson, is also implicated.
Witnesses told police that Anderson, who was drunk, volunteered to do the stunt Sunday after watching the movie, the complaint said. Drunk? Imagine that.

According to the complaint:

Anderson pulled down his pants and let Peterson spray him with lighter fluid. When the fire didn't catch, Peterson sprayed more lighter fluid on Anderson, splashing some on his clothing. He tried again to light the fire, catching Anderson's genitals, hands and clothes.
Direct removal from the gene pool.
Anderson ran into the bathroom, jumped into the tub and put the flames out. Other guests took him to Luther Hospital, and eventually he was treated at the Regions Hospital Burn Unit in St. Paul, Minn., for second-degree burns. Anderson told police who were called to the hospital that he didn't want anyone to get in trouble because of the stunt.

Peterson was freed on a $2,000 signature bond. He has a hearing scheduled April 16. If convicted, he faces up to 10 years in prison.
Posted by:Atomic Conspiracy

#8  A non-lethal Darwin nominee.
Posted by: DMFD   2007-03-08 22:54  

#7  This guy should apply for a news job at PMSNBC.
Posted by: whatadeal   2007-03-08 15:41  

#6  It probably prevents him from siring any offspring . . . and there was much rejoicing from the gene pool.
Posted by: Mike   2007-03-08 14:23  

#5  his ancestors are Laughing Their Ass Off.
Posted by: RD   2007-03-08 11:00  

#4  The good news is he got rid of the crabs.
Posted by: DepotGuy   2007-03-08 10:52  

#3  Beware the Triple Dog Dare.
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2007-03-08 10:06  

#2  The men were trying to do a stunt from one of the "Jackass" movies...

Hasn't anyone created a template for these stories yet?
Posted by: tu3031   2007-03-08 09:48  

#1  Chestnuts roasting in an open fire...jack daniels frost nipping at your nose...
Posted by: Frank G   2007-03-08 09:03  

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