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A Bagel Like A...Vagina?
2007-03-19
It has to do with bagels and a person's private body part. It's a newspaper ad in the Boise Weekly that has gotten a lot of extra attention. You rarely notice all the advertisements peppered throughout your morning newspaper. But, this one might make you stop and do a double take.

"What should they learn about their bodies?" asks a middle-aged man in a brown polyester suit. The picture on this film is sepia toned and jerky. You can hear the tell-tale pops from the old film quality as he continues, "As much as they can."

Sound familiar? It's one of those old school sex education films where we were told it's okay to use certain words. In one scene the teacher has students yell out all the names they can think of for male and female sex organs.
Posted by:Anonymoose

#8  "It was meant to be love yourself, be happy with yourself as a whole."

Irony is quite obviously lost upon this woman.
Posted by: Zenster   2007-03-19 23:29  

#7  what if you had a sausage and a bagel. Would that be "vaginal sex - what not to love!"
Posted by: mhw   2007-03-19 18:59  

#6  Liver was always my favorite.
Posted by: Alexander Portnoy   2007-03-19 15:45  

#5  A Fish Taco Like A...? oh, never mind....
Posted by: Dar   2007-03-19 12:21  

#4  I like bagels, and women, as much as the next guy but . . . jeezopete, this is utterly tasteless.

Tastes like Bass Sushi. Extra Vag, hold the smegma!
Posted by: Chiper Threreger8956   2007-03-19 11:22  

#3  hold the yeast
Posted by: Frank G   2007-03-19 10:49  

#2  is it from March the 1st??
The article's a bit fishy to me.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles in Blairistan   2007-03-19 09:48  

#1  I like bagels, and women, as much as the next guy but . . . jeezopete, this is utterly tasteless.
Posted by: Mike   2007-03-19 09:38  

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