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Parents Help Launch Daughter's Budding Porn Career |
2007-03-20 |
![]() Lee (not her real name) still lives at home with her parents, Mike and Shelby, who help her in every aspect of the business — from helping her create a doppelganger sex doll to bagging her dirty underwear for sale online. Oh, yegg... "We're not kinky parents," Mike insists to ABC News. No, you're just a garden-variety, everyday symptom of societal decay... |
Posted by:Dave D. |
#11 Barbara Skolaut: He becomes Secretary of State under Bill Clinton. |
Posted by: Anonymoose 2007-03-20 20:04 |
#10 He takes a shower, and she gargles. |
Posted by: wxjames 2007-03-20 15:24 |
#9 #8 'moose - Somebody made a movie about the Watergate snitch? How does it end? |
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2007-03-20 14:49 |
#8 I once saw the "edited for television" version of "Deep Throat". It not only chopped out all the naughty bits, but it went so far as to bleep out the bad words. If I can find it, maybe I could post it to YouTube. |
Posted by: Anonymoose 2007-03-20 14:16 |
#7 Lee (not her real name)... So she named herself after a Korean golfer? Seriously, those parents are extremely depraved people. Wow. |
Posted by: JDB 2007-03-20 12:01 |
#6 These folks skipped the handbasket and jumped right in hell themselves. What ever happened to being parents, not buddies with your child, nor exploiters - just parents who love their children enough to teach them right form wrong, help them earn true self respect, guide them and discipline them? I see way too manypartent who treat the child as an accessory to be dumnped into school and daycare and parked in front of the XBox at home, or those who try to be thier child's buddy by giving into every whim and stupid idea the child has. |
Posted by: OldSpook 2007-03-20 11:53 |
#5 They don't mind what she does, though they do fast-forward through her sex scenes with actors they refer to as "dates." So they watch, what, about 30 seconds of the movies? |
Posted by: tu3031 2007-03-20 08:56 |
#4 We've been waiting to use that graphic almost from the day we started using graphics. I may need the DVD where the Shirley Temple of P0rn sings "Make Yourself a Happiness Pie." Just for reference purposes, of course. |
Posted by: Fred 2007-03-20 08:42 |
#3 It's no wonder muslims fear us. ;-) |
Posted by: gorb 2007-03-20 02:49 |
#2 Kudos on that very clever graphic. |
Posted by: Grumenk Philalzabod0723 2007-03-20 02:19 |
#1 Wow. |
Posted by: Verlaine 2007-03-20 01:02 |