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Bangladesh
Tales from the Crossfire Gazette© - Return to the Mango Orchard edition
2007-03-20
A criminal was killed during a shootout between Rapid Action Battalion (Rab) and his accomplices at a mango orchard at Belgharia in Natore early yesterday.
I don't know, hiding out in a fruit orchard doesn't have the same flair as a smoke filled bar in the hood.
Ramjan, 35, also known as Humayun, of Malipukur in Atrai upazila, was allegedly hiding at his father-in-law's house in Bonbelgharia. Following a tip off that Ramjan and his accomplices were planning subversive activities in a secret meeting, ...
Well, where else would you plan them?
... a Rab team raided Bonbelgharia around 3:40am, a Rab press release said.
Well when else would they go out for a 'raid'?
As Rab personnel reached the mango orchard, armed thugs of Ramjan's gang opened fire on the elite force.
"It's the law! Open fire, boys, or it's curtains for sure!"
Rab retaliated but the gang fled following a 10-minute shootout.
Leaving no trace they were even there. Except for...
Ramjan was discovered critically injured after the shootout.
"Ouch....mommy....gasp...rose...bud.."
He was taken to Natore Sadar Hospital where on-duty doctors declared him dead.
"He's dead, Jim"
Once again they go to a hospital without a Level I trauma center, and once again it doesn't matter.
Rab personnel recovered a locally made gun, two bullets of .303 rifles and a 20-inch-long dagger from the scene.
One home-made zip gun, two .303 rounds and a shive.
Ramjan was accused in several criminal cases with twelve systems different police stations in Raninagar and Atrai upazilas including two murder cases and two extortion cases, Rab sources said.
Now doing the horizontal Mango Tango
Posted by:Fred

#2  Underneath the mango tree
Me honey and me can watch for the moon
Underneath the mango tree
Me honey and me make boolooloop soon
Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305   2007-03-20 15:36  

#1  a 20" dagger is actually more like a small sword, but still doesn't help you much when you're tied up and taking a bullet or two behind the ear, eh Ramjan?
Posted by: Frank G   2007-03-20 09:50  

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