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| Good morning. It's springtime. |
| 2007-03-21 |
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| Posted by:Fred |
| #19 Hee hee. We're here, we're weird and Fred is |
| Posted by: Shipman 2007-03-21 18:36 |
| #18 Sorry ex-lib - My ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d |
| Posted by: We the Sheeple 2007-03-21 17:47 |
| #17 A professor at the University of West Virginia was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raised their hands. "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raised their hands. "Now let me ask you one question further ..... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." When Bubba reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?" Bubba replied, #$@!%!!! From way back thar ... I thought you said, "Goats" !!!!! |
| Posted by: JDB 2007-03-21 16:36 |
| #16 Avoid ex-infantry then, ex-lib. We some crazy mo-fo's. |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2007-03-21 16:26 |
| #15 Where can I get me one of them sheeps? ;-) |
| Posted by: gorb 2007-03-21 14:45 |
| #14 Well, DV and OP, despite the (presumed) humorous intent, I've about had my fill of sick, disturbed people. I mean it. |
| Posted by: ex-lib 2007-03-21 13:38 |
| #13 DV - AMEN! |
| Posted by: Old Patriot 2007-03-21 13:23 |
| #12 Sorry, but y'all are reminding me of a bunch of dumbshit Muzzies today. Pathetic. (And you can visit my other rant on the "I saw the virgins on the hood of my car" post, if you need clarification.) So show better respect to womankind, especially Hayworth, or else, you bunch of brainless buffoons. Sheesh. And to think the burg used to be such an intelligent place to visit. |
| Posted by: ex-lib 2007-03-21 13:21 |
| #11 Lovely Rita - Rita - Hay... |
| Posted by: CB 2007-03-21 13:19 |
| #10 You are all sick, disturbed people... No wonder I like this place so much. |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2007-03-21 08:14 |
| #9 Racy pics of Rita |
| Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy 2007-03-21 07:36 |
| #8 "Cockles of collective Rantburg heart thoroughly warmed, popcorn, Milk Duds sales up." Yep, that's us. Callous mob, aren't we? Continuously monitoring 5 1/2 years of warfare against the most demonic savages ever to pollute the Earth will do that to you. |
| Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy 2007-03-21 07:33 |
| #7 Nimble: They're bored RBers, aka "Random Event Generators". Fortunately for me I have a pair of scissors. I can use them on the lamb and Rita's dress. You guys can do what you want about the plumber and his friend, but they better not come my way because I'll still have the scissors! :-) |
| Posted by: gorb 2007-03-21 07:29 |
| #6 How you guys get from Heavenly Rita to that, I'll never understand. |
| Posted by: Nimble Spemble 2007-03-21 07:09 |
| #5 A5089: LOL. Mike: LMAO. Guy who designed the "Lovin' Lamb" package: ROTFL. |
| Posted by: ryuge 2007-03-21 07:03 |
| #4 5089, you worry me. |
| Posted by: Mike 2007-03-21 06:23 |
| #3 It's springtime. Love is in the air.  Yes. Love really is in the air.  |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2007-03-21 06:11 |
| #2 a great piece of grass |
| Posted by: Frank G 2007-03-21 06:08 |
| #1 Definitely worth of a close encounter in a pile of hay. |
| Posted by: twobyfour 2007-03-21 01:13 |